Indians have to pay a banana road toll to the elephant mafia if they want to travel the countryside

>Indians have to pay a banana road toll to the elephant mafia if they want to travel the countryside
??? why is this accepted?

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Same reason we stop for cows but not for signals.

Based elephant. I have seen elephant on the side of highway once. :)

did you shoot it?

i love india!

No, wtf. :(

then its good, just wanted to know

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I love elephants. Once a baby elephant in my farmhouse thought my pee pee was a banana, it held it from its trunk and shaked it.

Have you ever seen a tiger ?

prööh :D

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Many times. I have seen lions and leopards too.

I've seen a Leopard and a Black Panther in a very close range though.

hahaha

Sppoky scary
I thoughts Indian lions were super rare
How did you survive ?

Just a normal day in Indian wilderness.

Only in zoo. :(

Did you know Russia has tigers?

They also have leopards. :)

I have seen them in Kanha Tiger Reserve, in Raipur's Jangal Safari, and many times in zoo.

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someone post it

>tfw we killed our mammoths, hyenas, lions, leopards, rhinos and giant deer
>now all weve got left are stupid fucking boars

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Yes in the zoo. But I have seen a lion here in Mumbai. The Central Park is actually open and has no borders in the areas around sometimes animals can cross into the city. I was waiting for an autorickshaw and suddenly I notice this lion coming towards. I knew I couldn’t run because I wouldn’t make it. Plus it was 1 AM at night and there was nothing on the street except me.

I fucking pull out my phone and start searching “How to act in front of a wild lion” on Google. Then it roared and I almost pissed myself. I scoured for some kind of a metal thing and ended up pulling the grill of out of the sewer as some kind of a shield and my closed umbrella as a kind of sword. I hoped that the tip of the umbrella was sharp enough so I could use it as a spear.

Moments later that thing was right in front of me. We both stared at each other for about 4-5 minutes. But then a stray dog started barking and the lion literally lunged in that direction.

>How did you survive?
I was in rural India desu.
Leopard attacks are pretty common.
It was sometime in the evening when I was chilling out in the farm during the harvest season when a guy came running shit scared saying that there's a Leopard in his house and It has killed his dog and is feasting on it.
All the villagers including me went there with sticks and firecrackers and scared it away.
but Goddamn did I lose my shit when It came out and started to run around everywhere searching for something to it.
The VIllagers shooed it away with sticks and loud noises, while I just stood there piss scared.

>I fucking pull out my phone and start searching “How to act in front of a wild lion” on Google.
Sorry but that's really funny

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>tfw British colonialists hunted Indian Cheetahs to extinction.

oh damn i forgot we also used to have cheetahs.
European cheetahs were a different species, though. It was bigger but slower than modern cheetahs.

It's not murica.

No unfortunately but seen Elephants, one horned rhinoceros, Lions and Indian bisons.

>I fucking pull out my phone and start searching “How to act in front of a wild lion” on Google.
Nice

I was once on a morning walk with my cousin and uncle in Barmana, Himanchal Pradesh. We got a little out of the town and into woodlands. There we saw a leopard sitting on a tree very close to us. It was smaller, maybe not a full grown adult. It saw us and ran away deeper into the woods.