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kang george III was BLACK
A young soldier was mocked for being a Lampard fan. One day, one of his superiors, hoping to humiliate him in front of his squad called to him and said, 'take these keys, get in that jeep and park it over there.' The young soldier replied, 'I can't drive.' So his superior said, 'ask your Lampard for help. Show me that he exists.' So the soldier took the keys and began singing 'Super Frankie Lampard... solved the fucking game...', turned the vehicle on, manoeuvred it and parked it perfectly. Getting out of the jeep, he saw everyone on their knees, crying and saying, 'we want it solved...' Startled, the young soldier asked what was happening. His superior, in tears, opened the bonnet and showed the young soldier that the jeep had no engine. Then, the young soldier said, 'do you see now? This is the Lampard that I serve. The Lampard that does the impossible. The Lampard that solves football.'
aha
Wetherspoons is going to have literally no sales if they force their customers to wear a mask
unironically cannot breathe with a mask on
might have copd
hmmm
only ever hear literal hamplanets claim they can’t breathe while wearing a mask
had a weirdly shaped face
reckon pro-lockdown types are going to be dragged into the streets and killed after the damage they've done
irish americans aren't irish
life goals
You honestly think the spoons clientel are going to let someone tell them theyve got to wear a mask on inside
Everythings back to normal now dont you realise
can’t remember if Jewish men are overrepresented in media and government or not
completely forgotten
country's gone to t'dogs
MICKY JUST GET IN THE FUKIN CAAAAAA
Ball kickers about to go BANANAS
I dunno they look retarded enough to be irish
yes they are
are masks compulsory at the interracial breeding grounds?
don't trust the irish
just kicked the ball
are you blind?
good goy
How come on every board I keep seeing these kinds of posts
Are there that many seething asians posting this stuff
I can't breathe while wearing a mask AND I can provide proof of my weight
so, how confident are you in your theory
proud americans
my game so far lads
So apparently it's national non-binary day in the UK.
Funny how all non binary people are either cis females with tumblr blog doing a social science course at uni
Or ugly men with stubble or beards claiming to be lesbians
are masks compulsory at the interracial breeding grounds?
britannia rule the waves
dire
then I would just say you’re a weak runt who should be on a ventilator covid or not
Had an asian girl on omegle tell me about her fantasies about WMAF breeding grounds once
That drawing is based on Nebuchadnezzar by William Blake
GHISLAINE MAXWELL DEAD
look at thes beans
hate these brag posts
Can women do anything if it doesn't give them attention
UGH... what could have been
The Waterboys - The Whole of The Moon
Lol
Ah yes
How did she commit suicide?
No one is going to believe this shit if you never link a source.
Next time you try to troll use a fake link to a news article or something