Kiwi bros

He's extremely popular in Japan.

Do all Japs here like him?

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so this is the power of yellow puss

This, japanese men can't even compete to gaijin bvll
video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1279725017853353985/pu/vid/720x1280/3Otk6xPOCqEgOiNT.mp4

I'm fucked then.

I bet he tells her to peg him while wearing an imperial army uniform

Are we sure this isn't an elaborate larp? I say this because white people can make a killing on youtube pandering to random nationalities and their cultures, see every reaction video to indian food/kpop/some random band nobody's ever heard of
I'm also willing to accept that he's genuinely a fucking idiot tho

JEWISH MAN SHOCKS CHINESE WOMAN WHEN READING CHINESE MENU PERFECTLY

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True. But Japan is used to white people gushing over their stuff for a couple decades now so it doesn’t have the same effect as on other Asian countries. So with modern Japan you have to do way more cocksucking to get the same reaction

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not really, just look at videos of families on holiday in japan, its just full of japs
just click on one with a whitoid family and see the japs everywhere
youtube.com/watch?v=grZP9yzXR8M
youtube.com/watch?v=295EgIUagVA

H-hot

if you actually speak japanese and can't get a gf you're probably autistic

he isn't an Incel though? the people in this thread say he has a gf.

if he stayed in new zealand he would be an incel, he's just lucky he chose to go to asia so he was able to find a gf
just listen to the guy talk, he sounds like he's on the spectrum
youtube.com/watch?v=9syNRdgz_Xw

>Did you say something about war crimes again, user?

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I’m honestly surprised. Japanese people I know in real life seem well aware of the fact that people like Japan. I do live in a place with a lot of foreigners and tourists though. When I went to Korea the people I met there seemed amazed at the fact that I liked Korean food. Like they expected me to fly across the world to eat at McDonalds or something

>Why yes I'm a nationalist, how could you tell?

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>I did, am I going to be punished officer?

History Lesson for Koreans

1) Herbert Hoover, 31st POTUS, wrote in his book “Freedom Betrayed”
>"During 35 years of Japanese control, the life of the Korean people was revolutionized. Beginning with this most unpromising human material, the Japanese established order, built harbors, railways, roads and communications, good public buildings, and greatly improved housing."

2) US Army Official Report in 1944
>"A "comfort girl" is nothing more than a prostitute attached to the Japanese Army for the benefit of the soldiers."
>"They lived in near-luxury and they had plenty of money with which to purchase desired articles."
>"Korean women amused themselves by participating in events with Japanese men."

3) Korea is the kingdom of prostitution
>South Korea post-war was one of the poorest nations of the earth, having a lower GDP than Ghana. During those years the money made from prostituting themselves to American soldiers made up to 40% of the GDP.

4) Japan doubled the Korean population, the US killed off 20%
>"We burned down every town in North Korea, and some in South Korea, too. Over a period of three years or so, we killed off, what, 20 percent of the population?” — Curtis LeMay, in “Strategic Air Warfare”
>“The war in Korea has already almost destroyed that nation of 20 million people. I have never seen such devastation. After I looked at that wreckage and those thousands of women and children … I vomited.” — MacArthur in 1951

5) Lai Dai Han: Vietnamese women raped by Korean soldiers
>There are at least 5,000 and as many as 30,000 Lai Dai Han. The main cause of the Lai Dai Han problem is the mass rape of Vietnamese women by South Korean troops. Kim Wan-seop claimed that the South Korean military had massacred more than 300,000 Vietnamese people during the Vietnam War.

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Korean women and sex slave history

Korea provided Korean concubines to Mongol men.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goryeo_under_Mongol_rule
>As with all parts of the Mongol Empire, Goryeo provided palace women to the Mongols.[24] Korean concubines were procured by the Khan.[25]

Korean women were sex slaves under the Qing dynasty.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qing_invasion_of_Joseon
>Many Korean women were kidnapped and were raped at the hand of the Qing forces, and as a result were unwelcomed by their families even if they were released by the Qing after being ransomed.[18]

Korea rounded up Korean women and sent them to Japaense military brothels.
e-ir.info/2019/03/07/inconsistencies-in-the-korean-comfort-women-narrative/
>Koreans acted as subcontractors for the Japanese comfort women procurers in WWII. Koreans were not only involved in the recruitment of women but also in the management of the comfort stations themselves. He gives the example of China’s Jiangxi Province, where “16 comfort stations opened in 1940 and half of these newly opened comfort stations, and two of the restaurants, were run by Korean proprietors.”[6]

Korean government is one big pimp for the U.S. military.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Military_and_prostitution_in_South_Korea
>A group of former prostitutes in South Korea accused some of their country’s former leaders of encouraging them to have sex with American soldiers, and taking a direct hand in the sex trade from the 1960s through the 1980s. “Our government was one big pimp for the U.S. military,” one of the women, Kim Ae-ran, stated.[25]

Thousands of North Korean women sold into sex slavery in China.
edition.cnn.com/2019/05/21/asia/north-korea-sex-slavery-report-intl/
>The report also found that girls as young as 9 "are forced to perform graphic sex acts and are sexually assaulted in front of webcams which are live-streamed to a paying global audience."

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The US killed off 20% of the Korean population.
Churchill was disgusted by American cruelty during Korean war.

>"We went over there and eventually burned down every town in North Korea, and some in South Korea, too. Over a period of three years or so, we killed off, what, 20 percent of the population?” — Curtis LeMay, in “Strategic Air Warfare”

>“The war in Korea has already almost destroyed that nation of 20 million people. I have never seen such devastation. After I looked at that wreckage and those thousands of women and children … I vomited.” — MacArthur in 1951

>The U.S. dropped a total of 635,000 tons of bombs, including 32,557 tons of napalm, on Korea. By comparison, the U.S. dropped 160,000 on Japan during all of World War II.

>Napalm was used most notably during the battle "Outpost Harry" in South Korea during the night of June 10–11, 1953.

>Winston Churchill, among others, criticized American use of napalm, calling it "very cruel", as the US/UN forces, he said, were "splashing it all over the civilian population", "tortur[ing] great masses of people". The American official who took this statement declined to publicize it.

>An estimated 2.5 million Koreans died in the bombing, most of them civilians, many of them incinerated by napalm.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombing_of_North_Korea

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What you say? Chapulín Colorado thread?
If you insist

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El Chapulín Colorado ('The Red Grasshopper' or as Captain Hopper in the English version of the animated series) is a Mexican television comedy series that ran from 1973 to 1979 and parodied superhero shows. It was created by Roberto Gómez Bolaños (Chespirito), who also played the main character. It was first aired by Televisa in 1973 in Mexico, and then was aired across Latin America and Spain until 1981, alongside El Chavo, which shared the same cast of actors. Both shows have endured in re-runs and have won back some of their popularity in several countries such as Colombia or Peru, where it has aired in competition with The Simpsons. The name translates literally in English as "The Red Grasshopper" (the word chapulín is of Nahuatl origin and applies to a Mexican species of grasshopper, while colorado refers to having conspicuous red coloration.[1]). The main character uses a conspicuous red uniform. It is known in Brazil as "Chapolin", "Vermelhinho" ("Little Red One") and "Polegar Vermelho" ("Red Thumb") in allusion to the famous fairy tale character Tom Thumb.

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Q: Did "Nanking massacre" actually happen? I know nothing about the Japanese-Sino war, give me a quick rundown.

A: No, it didn't happen.
It was nothing more than warfare where the Japanese army slaughtered the KMT army including guerrillas, with acceptable civilian casualties.
Mao didn't make a single mention of "Nanking massacre" in his whole life.

Japan conquered Nanking in 1937, the Chinese capital of the time, and that's all that matters to history.
It was glorious conquest for Japan, not a thing to be ashamed of.
China had to move its capital from Nanking (1928-1937) to Chongqing (1937-1945) to cope.

The Rape of Nanking (1997) was fabricated by Iris Chang as an afterthought, claiming it was """Forgotten Holocaust."""
The cunt was mentally-ill and committed suicide in 2004 after exposed as a scam.
You have to be a two-digit IQ to believe this fake and gay atrocity. Even if real, chinks still deserve to be extinct.

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Although the series has a regular cast (the same cast as El Chavo), all actors but Gómez Bolaños play different characters each episode, and it is therefore described as an anthology series.

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Quick Timeline

1989: Tienanmen happened, CCP faced global criticism

1992: Spielberg released Holocaust movie "Schindler's List"

1994: Anti-Japan organization was formed in Chinatown, San Francisco
"Global Alliance For Preserving the History of WWII in Asia"
the organization was modeled after The World Jewish Congress

1997: Iris Chang released "the Rape of Nanking" backed up by the organization
the book was advertised with this phrase "Forgotten Holocaust"

China's claim of Nanking atrocity is a very recent thing, completely made up as an afterthought, to distract people's attention from the Tienanmen criticism.

The show embodied many aspects of Latin and Mexican culture while making a critique on the unrealistic image of superheroes. In each episode, people recognized Chapulín wherever he appeared (one episode took place on the planet Venus), believing him to be a great superhero. Recognition caused him to boast, only to stumble and fall right away, proving himself to be puny and timid, and disappointing his fans. Despite this, Chapulín tried his best to help, and all his adventures ended well (though sometimes by sheer good luck or outside help.)

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Parodying Superman's "Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive" introduction, Chapulín was introduced as follows in the show's opening, reinforcing the idea of a barely powered hero:

Más ágil que una tortuga, más fuerte que un ratón, más noble que una lechuga, su escudo es un corazón... ¡Es el Chapulín Colorado!
(More agile than a turtle, stronger than a mouse, nobler than a lettuce, his shield is a heart... It's the Red Grasshopper!)

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Q: Why are Americans pushing Nanking propaganda so hard? Considering that they usually make fun of CCP propaganda, this one seems out of the ordinary.

A: because they think they can justify 2 nukes with Nanking, so they push it without even examining the accuracy of those atrocity pics and stories.

Imagine how much soy you have to consume to believe chink propaganda. The Nanking controversy proved that only Japanese can be redpilled on this earth.

you guys seem to forget that you really can't rape the willing

Fighting Skills: La Yegua Voladora ("the flying mare"), that is some kind of superman fly ramming his opponents as in Mexican wrestling.
Chipote Chillón (Squeaky Mallet), is Chapulín's primary weapon of choice. It is a red and yellow hammer which not only pulverizes his enemies, but also faithfully returns to his hands with a simple whistle, like a boomerang or Thor's Mjolnir.
Antenitas de Vinil (Little Vinyl Antennae) are two red and yellow antennae on the top of the hero's hood. The antennae are connected directly to his body's nervous system, allowing him to have direct control of its powers, including: detect presence of criminals and dangerous situations in general, decode and translate various languages and secret codes, capture readings of toxic or hazardous materials, receive requests for help and activate special electronic bio-resources in the Chapulín's body. The latter allows Chapulín to activate his Antenitas de Alta Velocidad (High-Speed Antennae), dramatically increasing his speed and allowing him to fight on equal terms with fast foes (to the point of casually deflecting bullets).

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