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sucking a golf ball

that would limit public positions to the domain of independently wealthy aristocrats so ye things would change back to good old feudal days

It'll mean that only the already wealthy can become MPs. Which is exactly why we started paying MPs in the first place, before that you had to be the son of a landed gentry/nobility family to be able to afford to be in parliament

oh well
their loss

you'll never get your shitty alistair gimmick off the ground because there arent that many out there

We need an Alistair and Deano Peep Show style sitcom

my name is alistair and i'm sucking a golfball .

thinking about how the jews control the weather

got dat dam muddafugging coonvirus

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the initial post was funny and it accurately described a certain archetype
all the additions to the gimmick since are shite

the alistair pasta is stolen from twitter lol
dire gimmick

told you to wear a mask cuh

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wish i could invent a gimmick

Emma Watson’s farts tbqh.

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No. Even if you don't personally know any Deanos you a lot know about them.I don't really know what "Alistair" is meant to be be.

Is he middle aged or a teenager? Is he well educated or failed his GCSEs? Where does he live? What does he do for fun?

whats it about

link to initial

Why would competent people want to work for a minimum wage?

need to buy this

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world's divided into sheep and shepherd's mate

wish she'd do a livestream so i could link your comments in the chat and see how she reacts

fuck so it is
played me like a fiddle

Alistair would've 100% been the type to have been an atheist during the 00s

the allistair gimmick is just some retard projecting his past cringe self in an attempt to justify himself and feel like he's improved since then

fell in love with the woman on the hair dye box again lads

They're meant to work for the positive feelings of public service, not personal enrichment

>this thread

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hmmm

>
think it needs to be a little more than that

What if the Rona protects us from the bubonic plague.

subvert you nation? don't mind if I jew!

>meant to

watching carpet remnant world again

correct, but there are enough people out there like that to make funny, relatable additions
not nearly as many as Deano but still
these apolitical insights from posters are one of the few windows into British culture that /brit/ actually has

faggot arse = farce

brb editing all my baby pictures to give myself abs and chad chin

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>subvert you nation? don't mind if I jew!

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So he's Richard Dawkins?

Honestly wouldn't rely on any of my friends. They're actually fucking useless.

Oh no. Not the Banksy graffiti

>Cleaners did not know graffiti on a London Underground train was by world-renowned artist Banksy when they removed it, the BBC has been told.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-53415832

Japan's population is projected to fall from a peak of 128 million in 2017 to less than 53 million by the end of the century.

Italy is expected to see an equally dramatic population crash from 61 million to 28 million over the same timeframe.

They are two of 23 countries - which also include Spain, Portugal, Thailand and South Korea - expected to see their population more than halve.

"That is jaw-dropping," Prof Christopher Murray told me.

China, currently the most populous nation in the world, is expected to peak at 1.4 billion in four years time before nearly halving to 732 million by 2100. India will take its place.

The UK is predicted to peak at 75 million in 2063, and fall to 71 million by 2100.

Maybe worshiping the Flying Spaghetti Monster ironically too considering the whole atheists thing he's got going? I can definitely see Alistair being that type of guy

strange I thought rich countries had more babies

a big fan of

English, Terry Pratchett fan, sardonic humour, left wing-ish, leather jackets, maybe long hair, maybe folk music, Bill Bailey, real ale, usually middle age+. Warhammer adjacent. Likes swords but doesn't necessarily own one, not sure if slyherin or ravenclaw although harry potter is beneath him. More of a Tolkien, GRR Martin and 40k lore man, receives a power tool every christmas but calls the landlord when a door creaks, imagines charging into battle when he listens to metal, told everyone how different GoT differed from the books

twitter.com/ImogenWK/status/1217435415143165958

We really do live in a society

wtf
obviously not, poorest countries in the world have 7 kids per woman

>by the end of this century
Imagine somebody in 1920 making predictions for 2000

retroactively bogged

then you're a mong tbph

>Emma Watson could be taking a dump this very second

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So he's Ricky Gervais?

>NOOOOO THINGS HAVE TO ALWAYS GROW FOREVER, QUICK IMPORT MILLIONS OF SOMALIANS

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plenty of people did you mong

thats the same subject as atheism. care to expand beyond that ?

>Andrew Neil attacks BBC over Left-wing bias in comedy shows
>The Andrew Neil Show to end as BBC News unveils cuts

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good for them

whats your point

So Japs can get higher wages, better conditions, lower rent and bigger apartments.
Noice