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Austin Powell
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Jason Jones
lovin' it lovin' it lovin' it edition
Luke Butler
>190 whats your take on something something blah blah
Carter Cruz
Got reported at work for racism because my workmate keeps bringing up american politics.
I wish he'd just fuck off I simply do not care about blm.
Lincoln Russell
>based portuguese edition
Aaron Adams
Scam every white person, simple as
Nicholas Perez
Nathaniel Wood
grilling
Carson Ramirez
>noooo i need an invite to go and drink and my own kitchen
get a grip
drink a can in your room if you're nervous, go join them
simple as
Cooper Howard
13C overcast and yes british summertime
Evan Harris
fren pavel am sea
Chase Reyes
*heems you*
Austin Williams
threw away anything vaguely unhealthy in my house including:
>white flour
>tomatoes
>hotsauce
>butter
now im absolutely gasping for some junk food
Gavin Clark
you also have to have sufficient healthy food available you spastic
Jackson Perez
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24:10 Deanoposting acknowledged.
Chase Lewis
>tomatoes
pardon?
Aaron Edwards
i have a fridge full of vegetables and a cupboard full of wholegrains but i don't want that
i want cakes, biscuits and deep fried chicken
Jacob Hernandez
"I have had some very, very difficult discussions with my French counterpart even looking at interception at sea because currently the French authorities are not intercepting boats at sea. By that I mean even boats that are just 250 yards away from the French coast. "I feel there could be stronger enforcement measures on the French side and they have heard that from me," she said. She added:"A lot of this is governed by maritime laws and the French interpretation of what they can and cannot do at sea. It is our advice that they can go ahead and do that (intercept boats)."
Ms Patel said the government has offered to hold joint exercises with the French to demonstrate how boats can be stopped and returned safely after exercises with the Border Force, the Royal Navy and police in May and June. Vessels similar to the small boats used by migrants were stopped with booms and netting fired into their propellers to demonstrate that they could be halted. Ministers want the vessels either to be towed back to France or sent back to France because if any of those on board get onto a Border Force vessel they can then claim asylum and would have to be brought to the UK.
As she was meeting him about 179 migrants — a record for a single day — crossed the Channel, followed on Monday by more arrivals. The 179 comprised 23 females and 156 males who said they were from Iran, Syria, Afghanistan, Kuwait, Burma, Iraq, Palestine, Georgia, Mali, Yemen, Burkina Faso, Sudan, Chad, Gambia and Guinea. On Monday, 32 migrants arrived who said they were from Albania, Libya, Iran, Kuwait, Iraq, Pakistan, Afghanistan and Syria.
Ian Garcia
Jackson Nelson
>/brit/feel radio
grim grim GRIM
Liam Murphy
>i want cakes, biscuits and deep fried chicken
based
Mason Wilson
my courier has arrived
Aaron Reyes
deadly nightshade not fit for human consumption
Jackson Perry
Thought he was wearing a Tipp jersey from the thumb.
Mason Carter
unhealthful*
"unhealthy" is a term for being not inert foods.
Jace Myers
life is unbearable without constant distraction
Carson Miller
need something to do after dinnertime lads. do all my exercise and that early in the day so im just left bored with nowt to do after dindins.
Colton Kelly
aha I also saw this one on reddit
Bentley Ramirez
Liam Green
Do you roll your r's when speaking?
James Parker
on point
Chase Parker
what is the optimal angle for crossing the road?
obviously perpendicular is the safest, but it's a little much
Wyatt Davis
shut the fuck up frog don't you DARE try and tell me how to speak my own language
Isaiah Jackson
...why not roast your own chicken thighs or something, pretty healthy
tuna steak
lean mince
steak
just don't be a retard basically.
Jace Russell
ah right I see you're retarded
gotcha
Cooper Cooper
I want her to give me a handjob
Adam Campbell
woah it’s like he predicted the future...
Gavin Gray
stop the boats
Jace Miller
Hardly pronounce them here lad.
Andrew Long
yes
Ian Ortiz
Bentley Bennett
enjoy your cancer :)
excessive meat consumption is very bad
what i need to do is endure the pain and not give in
Daniel Peterson
uhhhhhhhhhhhh that's kinda based dude lol
Angel Nguyen
based
Lucas Carter
well the french don't want them either lmao... imagine them asking us to keep them here
Ethan Miller
Damn, cell tower repair men in mexico have to keep cash on them when they work because the cartels install parasite antennas and pop up out of nowhere with guns while the repair men are doing routine maintenance. They say it is always friendly if they cough up the cash to the cartel dudes. They usually accept a $20 and go on their way.
John Myers
Sebastian Watson
WOW MONI looks like this now!!!!!!
Luis Richardson
Do you care if you upset people? Would you silence or change your opinions to avoid upsetting someone.
Luis Carter
I would kill him if he was my cousin
Logan Morgan
>enjoy your cancer
well I'm not genetically prone to cancer and tomatoes aren't carcinogenos
or do you have some vague, poorly made study with a sample size of 15 that tries to link the two together?
Camden Cook
can feel the dysphoria emanating from this photo
Noah Roberts
Benjamin Perez
sucking a ______
Christopher Flores
citation needed, i really wouldn't spout such strong opinions about nutrition when the science isn't close to being definitive yet
Joseph Russell
kek this is me but when norf fc score
Jonathan Reyes
hate that smug scottish cunt
James Hill
pretty funny that this is at the top of reddit
Joshua Howard
You muslim??
What does that mean?
Logan King
I have absolutely no scientific evidence
I read it in a book that was recommended to me by the healthiest person I have ever met so I thought I would give it a go
Ayden Reed
Wouldn't go out of my way to offend anyone but wouldn't go out of my way not to offend anyone either.
For example I wouldn't tell a fat cunt that I think they are a fat cunt but if a fat cunt asked me whether I thought they were a fat cunt I would tell them they are a fat cunt.
Gabriel Walker
Really wish I had some sort of role model as a wee lad to push me to become an athlete of some sort.
Ryder Cox
going for a run
William Collins
i'm just joshing ya mate
i really do believe this stuff but i'm definitely not in a position to argue that "it's the best" or anything
eat what you want
Matthew Hall
Sometimes I avoid saying certain words around certain people that I know would be hurt by it and sometimes I don't. Weirdly insistent on my use of the word "cunt" even when birds get angry or upset by me calling them a cunt.
Ian Collins
lol
Christopher Diaz
/brit/ can't compet.
Ryder Peterson
ah yes a book
Michael Johnson
comfy
Luke Morgan
noooo! it's not fair, I want to spend my life posing for social media pictures with some tattooed NPC bint
Brandon Long
little englanders irrevocably completely utterly BTFO will they ever recover!
Carter Jenkins
bit bent
David Thompson
zidane not good enough for you?
Nicholas Thompson
hello? based department
Jack Taylor
that
Jose Gonzalez
pretty mental that in 40 years I will be a minority since I speak Scottish gaelic.
maybe I should write a book then
"The Last Aboriginal - Scotland and the destruction of Scots"
Thoughts?
Jack Lewis
>st george was turkish
histrorically illiterate
Bentley Ortiz
THE RORKE HOUSEHOLD:
>now now rorke, you have to wear your mask if you want to leave the house
>noooo mummy that's what (((they))) want
>rorke, it's just decency, people just want to feel reassured
>NOOOO IT'S GLOBOHOMO CLOWN WORLD, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
>I'll say it once more, if you want to go out you have to wear the mask
>I WON'T WEAR THE MASK, I WON'T EAT THE BUGS
*rorkes mother relents out of frustration*
>BILL GATES AND GRETA WON'T MAKE ME EAT THE BUGS
>I WON'T EAT THE BUGS
>I WON'T EAT THE BUGS
>I WON'T EAT THE BUGS
*rorkes mother wonders what sort of person she has raised*
Kayden Cook
*recovers*
Andrew Long
books are good
Noah Roberts
free speech is cringe
Nathan Watson
Jaxson Walker
lmao
I remember when I grew a mustache a few years ago for movember and my girlfriend laughed at me and said I looked like himmler
have been clean shaven since then
Joseph Murphy
What made them change their minds?
Hudson Wright
making the post again lad?
obsessed with this rourke nonsense
Christopher Ward
youtube.com
absolute choon
Ethan White
Corrr, would
Austin Jenkins
Start a political movement to form a Gaelic union with your mother country
Alexander Allen
no. that's the first time.
Nathan Perry
Christopher Froome is my favourite Kenyan cyclist
don't get it
Cameron Clark
Had a friend who could lick the tip of his dickhead while standing, he'd just bend over and stretch it towards his tongue. Dared him to do it in front of the lads and a couple of girls at the park one night. The mad lad did it. The girls had no issues watching him do it too so as an exhibitionist I figured this was the best opportunity to finally have some girls see my dick irl so I told them I could probably do it too, pulled my cock out but felt myself starting to get hard so I put it sway really quick. Miss being a teenager.
Julian Butler
>I like to drink and I like to have sex
>I fuck the niggas that's cutting the checks
>Dance on the dick, now, you been served
>I like a dick with a little bit of curve
>Hit this pussy with an uppercut
>Call that nigga Captain Hook
>Ay, I go shopping, mmh, want it, then I cop it, ay, yeah
>Bitches boppin', mmh, I do it, they copy, ay, look
>He's a sweetie, mmh, kiss it when he eat it, ay, yeah
>Know it's good when you chewin' and you singin'
>I love niggas with conversation
>That find the clit with no navigation
>Mandatory that I get the head
>But no guarantees on the penetration
>I be texting with a bi chick
>We both freaky, just trying shit
>Main nigga getting super jealous
>He don't even know about the other fellas
>I need a Mr. Clean, make that pussy beam
>Okay, I just might need a baker, make that pussy cream
Actually enjoy music where the women tries to be as deliberately uncouth as possible. Can't tell if it's ironic or not. Maybe it's post.
Either way brings in to clear perspective the absurdity of the modern world.
Austin Smith
>6:30 pm
>Still no invite from the flatmates or my best mate
Ahhhh yes, going to get more drink soon, this ought to be fun.
Ethan Edwards
isn't this an argument that proves that "little englanders" arent inherently racist but instead want to celebrate the culture of their own nation by celebrating their patron saint?
Anthony Perry
i WANT to be sent to solitary british prison
Lincoln Jones
no it isn't
Oliver Williams
didnt die in my sleep so i think i'll look at an electronic screen for a bit
Chase Miller
/brit/ fear the asian century.
David Long
you'd need to become Gaelic again yourself first.
Julian Lee
>you know who would be fun at this party? that guy, user, the one whose sat in his room posting on an anime imageboard about us in a passive aggresive manner
Alexander Anderson
calm down mate, what sort of faggot has 'friends' anyway, lol
Xavier Wilson
Would probably be real swell to have a gf who wanted to post pictures of you on her social media. Make you feel like she was proud of you.
Isaiah Young
ah yes, "the cause"
Logan Garcia
I don't want to turn into my dad. He has no friends and he's antisocial and probably likely schizoid.
Justin Morris
Bro you said you fucked yourself on /brit/.
HA HA HA HA HA HA
Caleb Brooks
Is there even a point to life other than looking for your next dopamine hit?
What’s stopping me from just living a life of decadence and hedonism because everything else seems so pointless and futile?
Angel Brooks
Rorke isn't just a synonym for Zig Forumscel you blithering idiot
Luis Gonzalez
>swell
FOY