How do you seduce women Zig Forums?
How do you seduce women Zig Forums?
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Write them poetry and sing ballads, really lord Byron type shit.
By say funny things.
I dont try to specifically seduce any 1 girl, Im just a funny guy so the hoes laugh. And sometimes they get annoyed.
So then the hoes start to like me .
Like this
wha the fuck is that. look at that fucking thing look like a lizard
Will reciting this from memory get me a church girl?
No you faggot, if you don't believe, why bother? Church girls aren't necessarily good either.
Sadly no, it doesn't work
I do believe in God though, I just have zero game.
How come?
Women aren't romantic, they'd prefer a jacket over a poem, a purse over a song, and a bottle of perfume over an "I love you". They larp as romantic beings, but that's all it is.
I feel bad for this guy. This is why we need Islam, the subjugation of womankind, forced modesty and arranged marriages.
I do the mating dance but it seems I need practice
Impress them with my strength
Like so
listening to them and showing basic empathy usually does it
is he jomon?
Wtf bros, I thought asians loved white men. Did Zig Forums lie?
like so. how else would you go about it?
By being funny, relaxed, and easy going.
Based.
BEECH LESBION!
I don't.
t.34 year old wizard
that almost made me puke
What the fuck
Osteoporosis or something?
I read my haiku and hug her.
btw she is qt.
post haiku
He broke her arm
white girl is very beautiful.
I love white girls very very much.
white girl should love me.
anime isnt real
On fuck, the cringe!!
>8 syllables
>9 syllables
>5 syllables
Are you mentally retarded?
femoid btfo
With an excellently timed high five of course!
Hi Japan user
I see you like haiku
Have a good day brah
trying to be flirty and not sounding insecure or needy. It's hard af tho