How do you seduce women Zig Forums?

How do you seduce women Zig Forums?

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Write them poetry and sing ballads, really lord Byron type shit.

By say funny things.
I dont try to specifically seduce any 1 girl, Im just a funny guy so the hoes laugh. And sometimes they get annoyed.
So then the hoes start to like me .

Like this

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wha the fuck is that. look at that fucking thing look like a lizard

Will reciting this from memory get me a church girl?

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No you faggot, if you don't believe, why bother? Church girls aren't necessarily good either.

Sadly no, it doesn't work

I do believe in God though, I just have zero game.
How come?

Women aren't romantic, they'd prefer a jacket over a poem, a purse over a song, and a bottle of perfume over an "I love you". They larp as romantic beings, but that's all it is.

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I feel bad for this guy. This is why we need Islam, the subjugation of womankind, forced modesty and arranged marriages.

I do the mating dance but it seems I need practice

Impress them with my strength

Like so

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listening to them and showing basic empathy usually does it

is he jomon?

Wtf bros, I thought asians loved white men. Did Zig Forums lie?

like so. how else would you go about it?

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By being funny, relaxed, and easy going.

Based.

BEECH LESBION!

I don't.

t.34 year old wizard

that almost made me puke

What the fuck
Osteoporosis or something?

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I read my haiku and hug her.

btw she is qt.

post haiku

He broke her arm

white girl is very beautiful.
I love white girls very very much.
white girl should love me.

anime isnt real

On fuck, the cringe!!

>8 syllables
>9 syllables
>5 syllables

Are you mentally retarded?

femoid btfo

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With an excellently timed high five of course!

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Hi Japan user
I see you like haiku
Have a good day brah

trying to be flirty and not sounding insecure or needy. It's hard af tho