You have 10 seconds to convince me why the United States shouldn't nuke your country

You have 10 seconds to convince me why the United States shouldn't nuke your country.
GO!

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please

Because our gypies make western euros seethe and cope.

The majority of our population lives within an hour of the US border, there would be fallout.

Good arguments. You will be spared
Horrible argument, prepare for death

We gave you 1/4 of your country and the essential of your fertile lands.

Nukes are meant for big important targets, and Brazil is neutral anyway, so who cares?

we ruin the Zig Forums experience for everyone, which keeps a lot of people from all countries from settling here and becoming bitter NEETs

good argument

You're useless to us now. Prepare for death
You are no longer our ally and therefor must be destroyed.
You're probably that Chinese guy. Prepare for death.

Buckle up guy

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Cock and ball torture

No, your nukes should go to Venezuela then, they have a few russian nuclear bombers at strike range of the US

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You can't nuke France because France has many darkies. Are you a racist ?

We will be killing more wh*toids

come and try. massive invasion and 2nd white house burning is inevitable

we have israel here
>usa nuking canada
this should be reversed kek

They should only nuke St*ckholm so that the government collapses and the lion's share of bureaucrats and leftists get vaporized.

Do it nigga, just don't touch the pyramids.

coffee and sugar would become a rich people thing, since we produce most of it

Cant think of one m8

Brazil is a higher priority to nuke

90% of men
lolololol

We'll nuke you back

>we have israel here
Two nukes it is.

You should save allthe nukes to bomb yourselves out of existence

Please nuke us.

As the laughing stock of the world we provide (among others) the US with great entertainment.

We have qts

I'm sorry

we can kill ourselves faster than your nukes