What’s the point of this country?

What’s the point of this country?

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to provide me, yes, me specifically, with a good place to travel for drinking and fucking hoes

To start world wars and eat shit, figuratively, and very literally.

To destroy Europe over and over, by destroying Rome, creating Protestantism, creating communism, starting WW1, WW2 and now with EU

Bosch.

A*glos need someone else to be obsessed about or else they'll turn inward and destroy themselves.

To create and destroy. To be the catalyst for world changing events. The world wouldn't be the same without us.

Keeping the balance in Europe.
>Rome became to strong and degenerated, RiP
>Ottomans tried to fuck Europe, RiP
>France got cocky, RiP
>UK has the biggest empire in the history? RiP

The better question is: isn't it about time we end this joke? Third time now and they've long worn out their welcome.

To be the protagonist of history and the defining force of Europe. To make all of you seethe. To rise again after getting struck down. To represent the duality of man by combining gruesome events and deeds with great pieces of art and culture.

There's a quote from the main bad guy from Wolfenstein: The New Order that I very much like:

"In the end we will be judged. Not by what we have destroyed but what we have created."

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What did you do to Ottomans other than import Turks to fuck your frauleins Hans

killing people

all scat porn fags had to go somewhere and netherlands was too full

Beating the roaches at Vienna, like... twice?

provide toygirls for italian vitelloni

US military base in the heart of Europe

To unite the Germanic peoples under one flag, except Austria, Flanders, German Switzerland, Transylvanian Saxons, Volga Germans, etc.

Being white trash

Delet

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>Transylvanian Saxons, Volga Germans,
Apart from like 50,000 people, all of those are here now anyways. You also missed the Netherlands while we're at it.

To be awesome

Danke

To be a prison for the German people after WW2.

To create the greatest Federation on Earth. With a prosperous core zone and several vassal states surrounding it.
De Gaulle was right. He knew that if we accept the anglo, they will burden us with american problems.

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>these states
Vomit inducing

Also, there's only one viable choice for the capital here and it isn't Straßburg.

Forgot to add that Austria is missing, they have no choice.

>Vomit inducing
Fair point. But redrawing new states is very hard, and if done wrong will cause middle easter conditions. Think abut it more as a conceptualization.
>Straßburg
Aachen should be the seat of the European Federation (Franco-Germanic "Nouveau Carolingian Reich"). The first seat of the Kaiser.
>Carolingian
I admitt. Its not the best picture.

Okay, okay. I see your point. I would make Aachen capital altogether though. I think the states of France, Netherlands and Belgium are fine for the most part, but the German ones... not so much.

There is potential for improvement. And i dont know enough about France and the BeNeLux to presumptuously draw their borders. But in the german territories there should be Schleswig and some part of Friesland in North Germany. Rheinland and Ruhr are a bit too big, but otherwise ok. And we should ditch Bayern altogerther, just to spite them. Make it all Schwaben.

They were Europe's last hope and they failed. We should never forgive them for failing to secure the future of Europe and her people

S-sorry ;_;