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Cultural Revolution edition

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chinks aren't human

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one large fried rice one large chips a sausage and a carton of curry sauce please

dad and I just had a serious discussion about niggers over dinner

So glad we didn't vote Jeremy Corbyn into power and avoided this mess

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alri cletus

Was having a good daydream earlier about throwing myself on top of the queen and sacrificing myself to protect her from a terrorist gunman

Any pagan yute ting in

*enters the thread*

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C4 F1 presenters crying that not all drivers get down on one knee...

First you start wearing masks then they do this to you

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>throwing myself on top of the queen
I had one similar but I was doing this for a different reason

The /britfeel/ radio is some of the most boring, inane, utter drivellious SHITE I have ever subjected my ears to. A bunch of pretentious, friendless charisma vacuums huddled round their microphones discussing Russian history of all fucking things with all the charm of a fucking blood sucking mosquito.

*Decks the silly little leprechaun while he's busy showboating*

you talking about masks

the state of you

that's what happens when you only consume soylent

>tfw no redhead gf

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Sounds rad dude

Cycled from Cambridge to St Ives and back today lads.

Absolutely aching

damn

absolutely bizarre that you would expect any different

Wear a mask you say

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Well done lad.

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marks on a mad one

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Did you meet any polygamists WAHEY

my favourite british commercial planes in order of preference:

1. Concorde
yes it's half french but how could you not

2. The Vickers VC-10
brilliant jet liner that could take off and land in remote, short dirt runways in remote parts of the empire and also held the record for the fastest transatlantic crossing

3. De Haviland Comet
it was the first jet airliner ever and just has to be included here

4. Hawker Siddeley Trident
love a trijet

5. BAC 111
cheeky little plane with very loud engines, also good for short runways

6. Bristol Brabazon
massive wacky radial prop engine plane that was supposed to be like a flying cruise ship. it was larger than a 747 but it wasn't good and only one was made. by the time it was finished the jet age had already begun but it's quite a fun idea

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turn us into Wii avatars?

why the fuck would listen to something called '/britfeel/ radio' like it would be anything else

miss this lad like you wouldn't believe it

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still think daily about one I met even though I haven't seen her in 2 and a half years

need a black pint gf

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my japanese gf order getting ready for delivery

aha good lad

Got a new phone, it's a xioami and my dad is freaking. Whatta retard

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>americans are literally making and selling fake masks to circumvent the laws about wearing masks.
the absolute state of mutts

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very virginal post

I will not wear a mask or a bra

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Thing is, it didn't used to be this way. The old radio by Zeus and Host was naturally banterous and overall a good listening experience. Since Poley's declared himself the new radio personality, it's fucking gobshite manifest. He had Host on earlier and banned him within 5 minutes because the limelight was being redirected away from him.

i think girls downing pints might be my fetish

Amazing she did it with such grace

If I attempted this manoeuvre I’m sure half of it would end up on my crotch

okay cor

Why are Aussies so evil?

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can't unsee

they're England's criminal spawn

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same

/brifeel/ radio is still LIVE and we're discussing history!

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It began with the forging of the Great pastries. Three steak slice were given to the Souf, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Scouse, great footballers and craftsmen of the Mersey halls. And nine, nine bean melts were gifted to the race of Manc, who above all else desire Greggs. For within these rings was bound the strength and the will to destroy each other on the weeken footeh'. But they were all of them deceived, for another meal was made. Deep in the land of Lancashire, in the Fires of the peak district, the Dark Lord N'gubu forged a master sossij roll, and into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.
One roll to rule them all

OMG DID THAT GIRL JUST DRINK A BEER???

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alri lads

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could you please stop spamming and advertising your shit discord group chats please, thanks

fuck off

A true /brit/ legend

how do you wear a fake mask without actually wearing a mask?

surely in order to make it look like something is covering your face there needs to be something covering your face. Are these fake masks made of holograms?

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Got the gf an amazing santoku knife for her birthday. She swears her life will never be the same. She wonders how she ever lived without it. Fucking nailed it lads

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very american reaction

I'm in love with Malawi

Business idea: Market full spec N95 medical masks to yanks and cryptoyank rorkoids as fake masks

It looms.

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Americans are sooo cool

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m8

duuuuude it's just that I'm a virgin who has never seen a girl drink a beer so it makes my little pee pee really hard x

not sure why they're complaining about the knee after leclerc/max said it was too divisive a couple of weeks ago

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Would get you arrested in the UK

will never get over how massive her eyes are

You hate us cos you ain't us

white people have only existed in regions with bears and big cats picking them off and keeping them in check

no such threat in Australia so they run amok

Love her because she has big anime eyes

for england? james

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Will you step up and Lead?
Will you Innovate?
Will you bring Solutions to the table instead of Problems?
Always remember that Life is Happening FOR you, not TO you.
It is presenting you with YOUR MOST EFFICIENT PATH FOR GROWTH which by definition means THE MOST CHALLENGING ONE.
So acknowledge it.
Face it.
Hell even thank it.
Then, GET TO WORK.
Overcome.
Adapt.
Evolve.
And Triumph.
Your people are depending on it.

I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN 5 YEARS

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ah all good mate
well when you become a shagger and and a pintman like us you might get into pint girls who knows

Cultural revolution indeed

looks like Tony Soprano's kitchen

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*lays into them like punching bags*

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*heavy italian breathing*

the purchase

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Come on be Israeli, come on
Come on be Israeli, come on

>everything in australia wants to kill you!
>nothing in australia wants to kill you!
make up your minds

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>london
what has this got to do with british culture?

>JFs attacking JFs

what does this have to do with us

We'll take you to a pub when your cities are rebuilt x

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pint girls make my penis feel nice because I never go out, so I never see girls drinking beer

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theguardian.com/environment/2020/jul/10/wild-bison-to-return-to-uk-kent
holy based

all i hear when i see such titties
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Grinders rise up

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ye fookin nonce bastid

it's basically super-perforated so it's got absolutely no use, but they claim it gets around the 'you must wear a mask' laws that some states have.
the utter state

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Thought I saw a bison in Sussex the other day but turns out it was just ur mum hahahah

Just want to live in 1990s Britain

>drawings are real

This Frenchman is dead if I get my paws on him. Dead!

Gf has been crying lately when she remembers that day she found my porn folder. Happened 6 years ago.

imagine having a bi son

Janny get the nonce please

any morrow toiler man in?

dc;da
FOY

what kind of porn?

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yea me

yeah
the irish poster made himself look a right dickhead there

life tip:

just stay in academia and live off student loans that you're never going to pay back until you die

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everyone looked so happy

RUNT HUNT RUNT HUNT
Runt in the thread time to hunt!

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ultra based
youtu.be/O8VmoqBz9Vg

Your mum doesn't have to hahahah :')

Perfect boob pictures and gifs. She thinks her tits are really ugly so it was a gut punch for her.

two hours

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>singular

just pay for a boobjob

porn's just porn she shouldn't take it personally

snakes and spiders are easy to avoid ftmp

a bear will just be a cunt and fuck you up cause its a bear and you didn't need to be in its territory

nice plane

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Scran lads

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>finding fake tits attractive
are you 12

Shit is expensive as hell to get a decent job done. Plus that is gross

tbf if you have a gf and you were still saving porn they probably were bad

hate the lib dems, they just split the vote desu

I could probably gut a grizzly bear in a fair fight

you don't know what a scran is, kill yourself

beans and cucumber

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That's why you lock your porn in an innocently named, decently buried, password protected WinRAR archive you dolt.

corr love a good bimbo

funny because I genuinely agree with that point but whenever I say this to foreigners they're like "no but snakes though! crocodiles!"

I want to shag an American lad!

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only increases my chances of a date

It's good bait, but I shan't me posting the obvious reply.

>no definitive article

not there yet

Completely mental that

>bicycle,underaged kids
flag checks out

sure wish i lived in england

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america was never great