Im learning japanese

>im learning japanese

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I am learning Japanese, but also French so that I can become the next Prime Minister and cede Vancouver Island and Haida Gwaii to their rightful owner, the Japanese Emperor.

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>I'm learning english

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So all English native babies are brainlets?

babies are by definition "brainlets"

Yes, all babies are literally retarded.

goddamn i fucking seethe when i see a weeb talking about visiting japan or learning japanese. i wish it was still normal to bully these motherfucking retards.

Since anyone who wasn't completely memorized all existing English words and therefore is still in the process of "learning English" wouldn't that mean that literally anyone who knows even if just a little bit of English is a brainlet and only people who don't know any at all and don't intend to learn it are safe from being one?

>Learning languages? Why? If I speak English slowly and loudly enough they'll understand it.

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>wasn't
oops, hasn't*

Yes.

Do you love Japan?

Didn't ask

really?
I thought you guys hated the US for killing Vargas and the Coup of 64.

Japanese is an utterly useless language. Learning Spanish is the way to go.

Zhang, if you want more people to like China, you have to stop eating bats and dogs first.

Based Private Gomez

Actually Japanese is pretty useful if you want to move to India. Japanese companies are playing a massive investment role right now in India's development and knowing both fluent Japanese and fluent English with prior US business experience can land you a stupidly cushy job in Japan or India mediating between the governments or between companies.

Isn't that like the issue with Mandarin though? Sure, if you learn it you might get a very well paid job, but you'll end up having to move to a country that you might not like, I don't think living in India or China is for everyone.

I only want to learn Japanese to be able to play eroges.
I'm tired of machine translation.

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Chief no job or country on earth is for everyone

You're right, but living in India and China would be even more off putting than normal for most people raised up in a western country.

I beg to differ lmao I've seen both countries and there's many, many places where you can live at a Western standard of living at a far cheaper price on a direct PPP conversion

>I'm learning Serbian

It was some ex-weeb canadian I knew from my old job, he eventually converted to Orthodox and got a midly attractive ex-yugo gf

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That seems interesting, I already know Japanese and I find India to be fascinating country. The problem is, my Japanese is vulgar, Americanized, rural peasant Japanese, and India is still a shithole. Plus I'm illiterate in Japanese because when I was young I refused to learn any chink characters.

This will be most pleasing for Yellowfeverfags.

>im learning

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:(

もうずいぶん前に日本語を習ったんですけど

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そうですか、お前らの茶色い女を盗んでもよかかい?

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I'm the opposite, Tamil (South Indian guy) who's literate in Tamil and Japanese and a few other langs and really interested in Japan. Was a bit surreal and funny to meet two Japanese people working for Toyota and some Japanese paint company on the bus last time I was in Madras - they were super surprised when I butted in on their Japanese convo but I was surprised that there were Japanese people in India to begin with

who the fuck says i'm from china
i fucking hate china

>The problem is, my Japanese is vulgar, Americanized, rural peasant Japanese
>I'm illiterate in Japanese because when I was young I refused to learn any chink characters.
so you don't know Japanese

If they switched to the superior writing system I would. Fucking natives don't even know all their own runes.

This but unironically.