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KappaPride

you can't see his pants you mong
fuck off to /cum/ then you utter cretin

Don't believe I will

>need friends to get a gf
>need a gf to make friends

fucked it

Foy
The smell between a man's ass hole and balls. Some cases are worse then others. Said to be the one of the most horrific smells known to man.
person 1: "Man, i have an awful case of Foy at the moment. My girlfriend says its worse than ever!"

person 2: "Yeah man, I know that feel. I smelt a whole lot of Foy from "down there' last night in bed."

person 1: "It really is the worst smell."

>trouser snake
>pants snake
what are you a fucking yank?

for me it''s leg jumper

he literally is a yank on a proxy
such a sad little man

would not mind at all if the reddit kiwi and the yank replying twitch emotes to him fucked off forever

obsessed

rorke waking up at 8am on a monday and going straight to toil without showering

fucks sake lads why do i have to be such a socially retarded spacker

why can't i just act semi normal in social situations instead of being an indecisive mess that barely understands context

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PogO

You didn't do enough socialising as a child so your brain doesn't have the necessary training to handle the more complex social situations of an adult.

People say if you travel a bit and meet others from different backgrounds you'll open your mind but I think it's had the opposite effect on me. I feel like those tommies who came back to Britain with a burning hatred of Europeans, French, Belgian, Germans, the whole lot.

FOY

>english people in argentina

weird. imagine being english then going to argentina and having english kids who speak spanish and live in a developing country

sounds about right

fuck

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>>need a gf to make friends

no you dont

Just woke up to a new week and apparently there is a Boris baby conspiracy theory doing the rounds, some witches have hexed the moon, some black woman is culturally appropriating riverdance, it’s nit racist to discriminate against Asians and there’s a huge debate going on about what it means to be Albanian.

Mad shit. When I was a young lad I thought we’d be doing space travel and that. Reckon we’ve reverted into that hitchhikers guide planet of our ancestors that were the useless types fleeing the destruction of their own planet

My GF is literally my only friend.

sounds about white

Shag*

used to be a spacker too but just learnt to be myself and always reassure myself via brainberg.

Stuff like making eye contact, usually I'd glance at peoples eyes the stare at the ground for 2-3 seconds then repeat. Until one time I went fuck it and during a dole centre appointment I held eye contact with the cute milf for at least 95% of the conversation. I achieved this by making fun of myself via brainberg, I'd constantly say in my head "lmao she probably thinks I'm a fucking weirdo runtoid gremlin not breaking eye contact oh my days haha" this led me to slightly smile and she admitted defeat afterwards as she told me I had great concentration. Since that day I'm still a spacker but I can use it in my favour.

give it a try lad.

did you finally make it official with schizo woman lachy?

What happens if you split up? Then you'll be single AND friendless. Seems like a risky move.

really don't like that extremely ugly black woman that is getting promoted so heavily by the media, i remember she was in that channel 4 programme and it was just so disturbing seeing he zebra in a funhouse mirror face

8am on a monday, rorke.

Oh and people have been protesting about having to wear masks with a national columnist saying it’s akin to nazism...

Mad times to be alive

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I actually did that today (big meeting with internshipberg) and held eye contact for 90% of it.
But still:
>didn't know what the fuck to do with my arms and kept them folded
>speaking volume was off
>tripped over my word
>felt like my shoulders were shrugged and trying to fix it felt like it did nothing
the list goes on mate

why are slant eyed rice pickers so whiny?

Join an mma gym

Well I was single and friendless before her (aside from a couple of incel friends who cut ties with me after feeling betrayed when I got a GF) so this is technically a better situation.

i'm leftypol leaning if anything, i actually wanted to watch her programme but she is fucking so bizarre looking.

youtube.com/watch?v=zrM5EquhmJE

How did you get a gf without friends?

8:26am on a Monday morning, rorke.

I would be too if I had to climb extra hurdles to get into university because of the colour of my skin. The outcome of all this is people aren’t going to want the black doctor who may or may not be clever they were just handed an easy door into medical school

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8am start for toil tomorrow

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dating app and ridiculous amounts of luck

baby going to cry? maybe they'll treat you better in ching chong ping pong land?

>aside from a couple of incel friends who cut ties with me after feeling betrayed
whatd they say/do?
was there an incel ritual banishing you from the squad

I’m not Chinese though