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fresh out mate sorry

Don't think any of you dweebs would last a day on site with me and the lads.

Yeah try being a forklift operator

reckon I need a shower, must have been at least a week since my last one

imagine living all your life in a glass cage... oh wait...

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Im a complete loser.
Ive never had any friends. I was bullied in high school. Ive never achieved anything of note in my worthless life.
Why go on? Good things never happen.

Honestly you can make a fortune cleaning windows.

planning next trip

streamable.com/ppbbx6

more of a bourbon man me

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retails good i think

Focus on your career and getting fanny

youtube.com/watch?v=kMFjVI_GbRg

made a vid about the worksite aha

i've been a sparkie for 15 years you dog cunt

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>high school.
FOY

Yeah but the good pay's up high where it's scary and cold and windy

no.

Hate me job

>4 years ago

fuck off you horrible little scrote

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Had two girls in as many days cancel drinks on me after having gotten their numbers, unusual

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I said
"LIKE AN ELECTRICIAN"
all of them is UNLIKE

You can be your own boss, doing mild labour.
Going on the ropes when some cunt tells you to, isn't the same.

ah yes
the australian phenotype

Sure, last digit of your next post x10,000 is your salary in pounds.
Good luck.

>So you want to be our resident forklift operator?
>You have a pretty good resume but theres been some shocking findings by the GCHQ
>It says here you posted "havin a wank" almost 200 times in the past week
>Care to explain?

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Can't help but feel that BLM has just resulted in liberals apologising profusely and making an effort to be not as racist, and made racists even more racist than ever

Worst part is I know cunts like that, can't spin a yarn for shite

You have neither the skills, competency or skills to be an electrician.

I want to put my penis in Emma Watson’s vagina.

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Cash in hand mate cash in hand always

ffs just want to be a wildman in tasmania

If forklift operators are so clever why have I never seen one who installed a stereo and speakers on his Fenwick to bump some tunes whilst a work?

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fair dinkums boys

wish people were honest and just said they're not interested instead of making up shitty wishy-washy excuses.

Worked in IT support the last two years and i hate it
Genuinely dont even know what to apply for when looking for a job. I want to leave this field but dunno what else I’d do

Goes against regulations doesn't it. Next thing you'll have OSCH in there

I'm a virile young man and an excellent, proactive communicator

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Cathodic Protection. Easily 100,000 pounds a year

Na, it’s also meant that blacks just have to should “I can’t breathe” and the police will leave them alone as well

>enjoy the rest of james joyce
hah jesus fucking WEPT

feel suicidal as fuck haha lol

nowt wrong with J.J

yeah it's fully dinkums here too de lad

trained myself to speak crisp rp
fuck being a norfcuck

haha what are you like

youtube.com/watch?v=rPsu-PCubvs

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ktim

Ah yes

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while the white collar workers are out toiling the local forklift operator is having his way with their missus

What's osch?

funniest guy around today

youtu.be/dcoTnER4Efg
watching this made me want to live the kaczynski life (minus the bombings, asio) but then i had a wank and decided not to

leftypol turning a blind eye towards this one

>rp
You mean you talk like a faggot. And the only cucks are from the South.

I cant become a machine.

Meant to be OSH. Occupational Safety and Health. Killjoys who tell you that you can't climb a ladder more than half a metre by yourself

Women and fucking dickheads honestly. Wtf is a wrong headspace

biggest pseud red flag going mate, everyone knows it