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janny on a tear

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good

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had one for months
fuck disposables or washing it and that

I'm having too much fun using inspect element and editing people's messages to say naughty things, tee hee

Remember I had a pair when I was 9. Thought I was some seriously hot shit.

m'lady

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Why the fuck is Canada next to China and Brazil. Is it in alphabetical

business idea; log in to online banking, inspect element, change your balance to £1,000,000

new flag

Well only the dutch would tolerate this shit.

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what did he mean by this

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Based Aussie

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alri john bleeding gallagher

see
You're on thin ice twat, consider this a warning.

yes hello

Mad how she ended up camwhoring her tits for some betabux.

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makes u think

Yes obviously

is that roy keane

any shy boys in

thoughts

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lol bit awkward that

oh no
not the universities!

Those aren't the sort of sunglasses we're talking about you fucking mong. Can't you even manage to follow a chain of three posts.

do not touch willie
heh good advice

USE MY BODY
USE ME FOR WHAT YOU WANT IT TO DO
EEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

aye

SOMEBODY
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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any lads got a good flesh light to recommend

Shit, they are officially changing the Simpsons from being yellow people, they are going to be a paler sorta pink kinda thing.

the gf has been really into social progressivism lately

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Just put some marigolds on.

why do they even still make the simpsons

why muslim and jews wear those hays

>have to poo after already taken a shower
HATE IT

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Hope they go back and edit every episode with the new colour.

take another shower, smelly

where did you read that?

It is only 11:30 in the morning and the gf is making me go to the store for boneless chicken thighs. Fuck me. Said she wants to get dinner finished before her therapy starts. Wish she'd stop being afraid to drive

Just get your daily poop lined up so it's just before you shower in the morning.

because their skydaddy told them to

hides the hairline

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Any up and coming EU Findom Girls?

new watch

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kek this is me

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gay arms

EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE

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words to live by

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wrists of a 9 year old girl

ARRGHHH

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Based

are ye pubes the same colour as your arm hair

I wear a G-Shock for work because I was constantly smashing other watches and the other day someone asked me if it was a 'special forces watch'. Very embarrassing.

>he didnt start hairlet vitamins at the first sight of hair fall

>5 fingers
What are these, mutants?

>hairlet vitamins
What are these?

carrot on the left would be bigger.

what do women do at the gym if they're not trying to get shredded

I was on finasteride for three years, didn't do anything

your reaction?

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trannypills

'mire the chads

those are some extremely dainty wrists. are you a gril?

post your palmaris longus

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Find pay piggies

my god you lot are a bunch of vain ninnies
just accept your hair loss as you get older and stop being a bunch of crybabies
it's perfectly natural and if your hair was really the only thing going for you you've got bigger fish to fry

fuck off diego

Your wrists are tiny haha

they're trying to get bedded

BASED

cardio, idiot
also lots of women do group classes just because they find them fun

very based

Want her to drop some brap chocolate in my mouth.

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Gf gave me her dad's number to ring him and ask permission to marry her

getting too real for me lads is it too late to bail

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FUCK YOU HIDEO KOJIMA

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gizza you

>making me

What are those pics on your computer?

>death stranding 2 just has you walking about a rainy manchester city listening to the smiths

run for it, run fast, run out the country, change your name, change your profession, only thing you can do

don't women know that cardio kills gains?

pretentious cunt

>not just having your gf aggressively shove a ring in your hand and demanding you ask her to marry you at proverbial knife point

Just use the number to call him while you fuck her.

Think I'm getting brainwashed into being horny for Emma Watson's arsehole. Wasn't even bothered about her at all before the fucking Yank started.

Getting drunk gives you brain damage

anyone have experience fasting

death stranding still
death stranding forever
death stranding origins
DEATH STRANDING

the gf

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man like me has literay never listened to the smiths or artic monkeys or marroon 5 or whatever other music

cant even name the title to any of those songs

The next 5 posters have brain damage

kek this is me

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She wants man who is a cyclist

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this would be ideal if and only if the man is not financially liable to the woman after the dissolution of the marriage

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weird that there are people who literally want to be this.. cringe..

any self-loathing man of inaction (20s) man in

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