/fr/ - le francofil

JPP édition.

Ancien:

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Sexsexsexsex

Aujourd'hui j'ai vaincu en duel un ouibe dans les bois.
C'était tellement pourri que j'aurais probablement eu moins honte si j'avais fui

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pls post more froggie im finna coom

Renault F1 r26

Specifications

Monocoque construction: Moulded carbon fibre and aluminium honeycomb composite monocoque, manufactured by the Renault F1 Team and designed for maximum strength and stiffness with minimum weight. Engine installed as a fully-stressed member.
Fuel tank: Kevlar-reinforced rubber fuel cell by ATL.
Front suspension: Carbon fibre top and bottom wishbones operate an inboard rocker via a pushrod system. This is connected to a torsion bar and damper units which are mounted at the front of the monocoque.
Rear suspension: Carbon fibre top and bottom wishbones operating vertically-mounted torsion bars and horizontally-mounted damper units mounted on the top of the gearbox casing.
Cooling system: Separate oil and water radiators located in the car's sidepods and cooled using airflow from the car's forward motion
Tyres: Michelin
Brake system: Carbon discs and pads (Hitco); calipers by AP Racing
Driver seat: Removable driver’s seat made of anatomically formed carbon composite, with six-point harness seat belt. Steering wheel integrates gear change and clutch paddles.
Electronic systems: Integrated Step 11 chassis/engine electronics and software co-developed by Renault F1 Team and Magneti Marelli.
Transmission: Seven-speed semi-automatic titanium gearbox with one reverse gear.
Dimensions

Wheelbase: 3100mm
Front track: 1450mm
Rear track: 1400mm
Overall length: 4800mm
Overall height: 950mm
Overall width: 1800mm
Overall weight: 600kg including driver and camera

Engine designation: Renault RS26
Cylinders: 90° V8
Capacity: 2398cc
Weight: 95kg
Spark Plugs: Champion
Fuel: Elf
Lubricants: Elf

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If I give you the video, you make a webm

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So, what was the thought pattern that made you make a new /fr/ thread in the /balk/ thread?

*coughs in the direction of France*

do it

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*poos in the direction of france*

ce webm va servir

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*Dodge it*
Cope

tf1.fr/tf1/jt-13h/videos/le-13-heures-du-20-juillet-2020-63979587.html

Boire
Boire
Boire
Qu'est ce qu'on se marre
Sans les kop1
Mais avec les copains

I respect your nation but despise your fucking garbage language.

Look at our flags
We are the same brother
Come home

Ok but you gotta take Wallonia and destroy Paris first. Then I might just move to Orleans or Toulouse or something.

C'est déjà trop tard.

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>you gotta take Wallonia
Non merci sans façon.

Calculator, maşină, televizor. Wow, I can speak French perfectly now.

I know it's mega cringe but Belgium must die for the good of the entire world.

Qu'elle est la façon la plus facile de faire bloquer un passeport français?

Apartament, mersi, acceleratie, bilet, chiloți, mentă. Tu peux avec un peu d'effort.

>faire bloquer un passeport
Tu quoi ?

Scuze, sunt beat. :)

Je me suis fais agresser et j'aimerais que le type se face retourner dans son pays.

Ben commence par porter plainte.

Sors tout de suite

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Tu as gagné le combat?

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que pensent les français de la légion étrangère?

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Haha comment il va tirer avec un drapeau dans son canon de fusil il est bête lui hahaha

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>Je n'y arrive pas à sucer ma propre bite
Tu as mal écris cette phrase, il faudrait écrire : Je n'arrive pas à sucer ma (propre) bite. (Le mot "propre" est superflu ici, si tu dis "ma" on sait que c'est la tienne)
Là, je savais que tu étais Flamand. Après la phrase était écrite par un tordu, donc je me suis douté que c'était toi.

>femelle apu
J'ai des sentiments

>imaginez etre aussi basé

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>femelle apu

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>csq essayer de draguer des tartelettes en étant un basé attardé de Zig Forums
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Aah, le sourire...

Fuck off Bruxelles. Now send us more money to build highways I promise I won't embezzle the funds ;)

>tshirt berserk
basé