I'm Japanese, but I'm fat

Can I be an honorary American?

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here you would be considered skinny and they would tell you to eat more at dinner

why would you want to be an honorary american?

How does your employer avoid the fat tax, lard?
America needs a stricter version of what you've got, not letting any lards through the barrier would instantly solve our obesity problem and our debt problem with all the incoming tax revenue

you're too skinny to apply for a green card

you are not fat by american standards

you think you're fat? that's nothing

based デブ

you are very pale go outside and get some sun user

Really?
Show me a picture of your body.

Letters from Iwo Jima is a good movie

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take a pic from another angle
i cant tell how fat you relaly are

Because I love American fast food.

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Kek

I'd rub your tummy ^w^

naruhodo

t. otaku

You look like me lol
How much do you weigh japan brah?

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You make me look obese and I have been considered skinny in America.

You are not fat by American standards so no

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it's much worse here, you probably only like japanese american fast food. KFC, for example, is inedible here.

fatter than you takeshi

>still has his legs
hmm, definitely not the schizo jap

It costs us a shit ton in taxes anyways due to fatties not taking care of their own health.
They also tend to be the poorer and more likely to have welfare
Tax the fuck outta the obese I say.

You are so white! Its amazing.
Europeans are reddish pink in comparison.

what is this about? Tell me.

Some crazy jap who tried to commit suicide by train, but he ended up surviving and losing his legs

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here's the news article about it
matome.naver.jp/odai/2147070600046676101

Wait does he post here, or is that just a me-me?

literally anyone can be american

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he used to, idk if he is still around
just search "takahiro" on desuarchive