I really wanna get this book

I'd like to authentically eat like I'm in the Soviet Union.

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So not eating?

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Jesus if that's what the Soviets thought pizza is then no wonder Pizza Hut toppled the USSR.

It literally looks like a chocolate chip cookie with some herbs and veggies on it

The staples of commie diet:

>one sawdust piece of bread
>one potato
>half a turnip
>two sausage links if you're very lucky and store got shipment in this month
>on Christmas you may get tin of mandarin orange or pineapple from Cuba or Vietnam
totally worth the four hours in line at the store to buy these ingredients

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>Soviet pizza
What the fuck? I've seen a couple of Soviet cookbooks, including one aimed at restaurants, there was nothing even vaguely similar.

lol communism no food so funny and original XD

No boiled cabbage stew and pickled cucumber soup?

The picture looks like some kind of weird potato pancake.
But I'd call "Soviet Pizza" something like khachapuri or some shit.

mmmm amerigan cook book

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>But I'd call "Soviet Pizza" something like khachapuri
Eh. Close enough I guess. Though khachapuri are generally fully or partially closed while pizza is an open pie.
Also, if I understand it correctly, khachapuri itself can only contain cheese.

haha i would love to see argentina go communist. as if it wasn't already a big enough shithole

??????????

this is what they took from us...

guys communism=no food, so funny!!! reddit moment XD

Obviously I don't mean 100% pizza, but the closest thing you can get to pizza without it actually being pizza. Like calling lahmacun "Turkish Pizza" and Zapiekanka "Polish Pizza"

I mean I wouldn't do it personally. I'd call them by their own names. But I can get why someone else would.

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It's the future you choose, tankie

Arguably they ate healthier than much of the 1st world countries. Only thing in much shortage ever was meat, which isn't necessarily a bad thing for dietary reasons.

wtf am i looking at

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>tankie
go back to ramming 8 inch dilodos back at r/faggy

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Wasn't there a DoD report comparing a US and a USSR citizen and saying pretty much exactly that?

no it was the cia

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culinary institute of america?

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or maybe it was the Food and Burger Institution

bazed gommunism no food XD XD XD heligopter XD

or the Derriere Enlargement Association

Is this a giant wiener schnitzel in a burger or wtf?

Ah, yes, the wonderful free market, the russian sure were happy in the 90s with their new freedom

homemade American cheese

Funny meme, but in reality they ate better than capitalists