Life in Germany is good, safe and healthy

Life in Germany is good, safe and healthy.

But god damn it's boring.
>Cities are all same shit
>Nightlife died in the 2000s
>Restaurants are mostly shit. Charge high prices and use cheapest ingredients. No passion.
>Need license for anything (fishing, hunting, etc.)
>Camping in nature not allowed
>TV program is utter shit
>Inner cities filled with mobile phone stores, shisha bars and shitty restaurants
>No fun stores to explore, everyone orders online
>No activities for younger people

That's why most young people here are addicted to playing video games all day.

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>Camping in nature not allowed
How?

>Camping in nature not allowed
Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with you people

it could be worse
you could be living in the US
>life in USA is not good, safe, healthy, and it's boring

>I suffer in the top grade of firstoids

>safe and healthy.
explain coronavirus then

In Germany nothing is allowed.
Being a normal human being is illegal.

It's 2020 boomer. you're supposed to smoke weed, go to bars and play ps4 with friends

>top grade
I would best describe Germany as a communist equivalent of a developed country.
You get the bare minimum developed standard of living and that it. Services are shit and luxury is minimal. And fun is banned.

The US is way better despite what retards on the internet make you believe. Nobody who lived in both countries would think otherwise.

Germany has its problems, the biggest one being that the youth likes to idealise Germany even though there is fucking nothing to idealise and they have to nitpick shit like healthcare which even the biggest shitholes have

>Need license for anything.
Except for a slingshot catapult.

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Some of those depend on the area, but mostly accurate
Though the whole "X is not allowed" thing can easily be solved by not being a cuck. And that usually solves the problem with "no activities for young folks", you just make up something alternative yourself or get into a scene. I got into street art
But you overestimate other countries, they're mostly as boring

You can open carry a gas pistol, knives, swords, crossbows, bows..

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come here krautbro, i'll teach you how to surf and spend lazy afternoons in the sun eating good food and drinking beers while complaining to your friends about how poor we all are

Ok. I lived in both countries. I think otherwise.

you cannot, try it and see if you don't get the police on your ass immediately

yeah it doesn't count if you are really poor and stupid

Go move to Austria.

Proof? Germany has a right to bear arms law, Spain doesn't.

The police have the right to stop and frisk you without cause.
And German culture means you will get the police called on you immediately if you try such things.

Actually happened not long ago in my city. It was on the news. A bum was carrying a bb gun in a clear plastic bag. Caused a panic and five three hours of police combing the city for the suspect.

Everything you just described is the same in any developed country.

Wtf mate. First of all I am not poor. The average American is fake a f and also self absorbed and too narcissistic. Making friends in the US is a really superficial experience where your friendshop is based on listening to how great they are, bitch about politics and talk about sports.
My main dissatisfaction with living in the US are cultural aspects of egomania but also naivety. Everyone think they're special. If Americans are succesful they'll always attribute it internally instead of seeing when they've just been plain lucky.
I agree that Germany is boring and you'll have to make your own fun but the level of narcissism is noticeably lower in German society. Dealing with all those narcissists in the US made me weary to the point that I'd rather do things on my own than with other people.

Looked up the laws on this, if you're +18, a small arms non lethal license is 60 euro, and it allows you to take the pistol out of your house..

>actually happened.
>HAPPANING

No problem, either charges get droped or take the police to court for not respecting the law.

OK you actually make a good point. I was not considering the differences between people.
That's something that is more up to tastes.

Thank you for that, I never thought about the Americans that way

>Nightlife

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I don't know why you are so obsessed with this little thing.

why do you think nightlife died?
I heard that the club scene in berlin is very strong

>The police have the right to stop and frisk you without cause.
no they don't, there needs to be reasonable suspicion

nailed it

OP is the kinda guy that says everything is so boring so he never goes outside.
But he isn't memeing when saying it used to be better or feels boring in some areas
most youth filled pubs are people talking about sport and studying, it's very soi

>the biggest one being that the youth likes to idealise Germany even though there is fucking nothing to idealise

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