Join the army, they said

Our military is having an extremely difficult time recruiting young people. So they are simping really hard to try to get zoomers

youtu.be/7TprgnuYfyQ

The army is a joke, what are you talking about?

Every summer I go to the recruiters and waste their time for a few days by making them think I'll sign up. I never sign up and don't intend to unless I fail school.

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>Our military is having an extremely difficult time recruiting young people. So they are simping really hard to try to get zoomers
do you have any numbers on this?

>Last year, the Army’s initial recruiting goal was 80,000 enlistees. Early in the year, that was reduced to 76,500. The Army ultimately enlisted 70,000, a shortfall of 7,600. Of the 70,000 recruited, 10 to 12 percent required waivers of existing “standards” and 1.9 percent were Category IV (CAT IV) recruits who scored between the 10th and 31st percentile on the Army’s aptitude test. A 2005 Rand Corp. study identified that CAT IV soldiers perform between 20.4 and 30.0 percent less effectively than higher scoring recruits. Thus, the Army had a quantity and a quality failure, despite offering unprecedented enlistment “bonuses” that are disproportionately attractive to the lower socio-economic classes. The other services are experiencing problems in specific functional areas: pilots, cyber warriors and special ops, as examples.

Unironically give me citizenship and I'll spend years in desert mountains shooting some poor goat farmers.

Join the French foreign legion

Language barrier and too poor to afford a ticket to France :(

joining the French Foreign Legion is illegal in Poland

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When I was in the Army, there was a guy from Ukraine who joined the US Army and he said the exact same thing

I’m eighteen. When I was in my junior year of high school I was so desperate to socialize I would try to talk to the recruiters that would hang out in the lunchroom. I was going to join but I came aware of Israel.

lmao at the neverserve who made this thinking recruiters are 35

The mainstream meteor said army is doing bad!!!
They fell slightly short of their target in 2018 but that was the first year they missed since 2005 and they hit their goal for 2019.

They teach you French I am pretty sure.

uh oh

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since when? I recall checking it out a few years back and you only had to write some sort of a request to the minister of defence, or someone like that

I wish my army did that

It's a big plus if you go already knowing it, I learnt some but forgot it all since I had no one to practice with and I realized I couldn't afford the ticket.
It's the thirdie state of mind.

Don't worry, they're probably already making an IDF anime as we speak as some sort of psyop.

retard alert

>mainstream media
Is the ArmyTimes main stream media?

>you only had to write some sort of a request to the minister of defence
knowing how quick is biurocracy I would be too old when I recieve permission

Look at the pog talking shit

>be american
>nuke Japan
>rape their women
>assimilate their culture in butchered form
we need a second and third and fourth 9/11

Anime has done worse to the US than 9/11

In all honesty it's the airforce that started the meme of US military twitters shitposting

anime is shit because filthy gajin are assimialting it
when anime was about JAPAN and it's people it was great

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that shouldn't be allowed
government should be official

Zoomers are in the military now

they actually have
the oven-dodgers are getting cocky
youtube.com/watch?v=Ly4Y4vDPwog

Do Americans, really?

We need a WW3 where a lot of people (especially zoomers, young men and transsexuals) die horrible deaths.
I hope we'll use biochemical warfare.
I want to see a lot of people die.