I overheard the nurse talking to her friend about my penis when they thought I was out of earshot and they talk about...

I overheard the nurse talking to her friend about my penis when they thought I was out of earshot and they talk about professionalism

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yeah, my family doctor told us some funny stories about some patients that are known to us, over some wine at dinner once

is 14cm girth enough?
i feel like 15.5cm is the minimum in 2020

stop being a dicklet lachlan

15.5cm is like top 10%

Oh god oh fuck

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discord.gg/7gqxJs
lachlan join this my bro!!!!

>Discord
>Canadian
>'bro'
Lmfao fuck off you little rodent

How did he do this? Did he hack the site?
t. computer retard

if it's about dick size then it's not nice

>hurt my balls
>go to hospital
>ecography
>thankgodishavedrcently.jpg
>pants around my ankles
Penis covered with one of those medical napkins
>hot af blonde nurse rubbing gel on my balls
>she's being very thorough
>can't help it, get an erection
>have to hold my dick down while she's rubbing the ultrasound thing up and down my balls, checking for anything
>"it's ok, happens often"
>doctor walks in and sees me holding down my now rock hard boner
>he bursts into laghter
They all saw my micro penis

why?? it's an int server

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>>hot af blonde nurse rubbing gel on my balls
i don´t let anyone near my balls since i had twisted balls in my sleep once, it´s higly uncomfortable

damn bro brutal but at least you had a girl rub your balls

I like Zig Forums people on Zig Forums but I don't like them on things outside of Zig Forums and also nothing good ever happens on discord

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And also I'm obviously not Lachlan I'm just shitposting
I think they locked him away because he tried to force himself on a schitzo middle aged lady he met in the loony bin that he'd fallen in love with

fair enough. i support your struggle against the evil n*Rses. It's something we might all have to deal with and it's not fair

missed these threads

where did you hear that? whats a loony bin? brothel?

keep missing his updates on /brit/
nice lad all things considered

sup lachy

member me?

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/Brit/, like the mental asylum or where they put mentally ill people
Yeah seen him less and less lately

Holy shit is that you, paki neet?

poor guy why is he there

yeah

been pretty busy with uni admissions and stuff plus finna join the army.

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He is legitimately mentally ill. He wasn't the spammer though somebody copied him and did it. Probably the Iraqi in one of his personas
Can you just instantly become a general like your dad? And have you violated that chick you were arranged to marry?

Sandboxie + opera vpn

>Finn starts spamming like mad and getting a lot of board attention
>Aussie resurrects an ANCIENT meme to try and cash in on the action and get some attention just like old times

Got to say, its a very sad sight

SEX

nope and nope

I make waifu edits on Zig Forums most of my free time now

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