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Just told some MIT prof to suck my knob on twitter.
What a world, all that work and effort you put in to be a master of your science yet he breaks down at the first sign of light banter.
I've seen so many YouTube videos with Eastern Europeans or East Asians thinking tourists are Secret Agents.
What's up with non-westerners?
Mental how all the blacks in my town seem to drive Mercedes and BMWs but only half of them have a driver's licence
*enters thread*
lezzers
my friend got a highpowered internship at a solicitors and her boss keeps buying her free donuts and theres an office pub night and all that
my original reaction was cringe but actually now that im a sad sack who spends all his time at home and who has no money im beginning to really envy her
GCHQ, cancel this man
He's definitely trying to get into her knickers
>female gets free shit from a boss who wants to fuck her
imagine my surprise
>A footballer was punched to the floor and killed after agreeing one of his attackers was 'fat and ginger'.
Nottingham Crown Court heard today how one of his alleged attackers, Kai Denovan, 'flew immediately into a rage' after the footballer joined in with what he believed to be the defendant's 'self-deprecating humour'.
>Denovan told him he was a 'good-looking lad' and would have no trouble 'pulling girls' - unlike him, who was 'fat and ginger'.
>Mr Sinnott replied 'Yes I can see that', which the prosecution argued provoked the defendant's alleged behaviour.
probably only got that job because she's a girl desu
wouldn't be so hard on yourself if you're a white male, not much you can do now
Insurance-lad here. So many blacks and brown people lie on their insurance. Eastern yuros as well, massive fraud rings.
A good 90% of insurance fraud is commited by pakistanis and eastern yuros.
aha
shes also a first generation african immigrant
its funny because back home in africa she lives in a literal mansion and has 4 servants but because shes a black immigrant everyone assumes shes a refugee fleeing unimaginable deprivation
watching her deliberately wind up the lefties is a real treat haha
well many indeed are
lads
I'm not bent but my attraction for a prospective gf plummets when I enter the bathroom after she's had a shite.
It's inevitable that the relationship ends after I do that for the first time.
How do I get a gf who either
1. Doesn't shit
2. Has good smelling shit
?
What's she doing her then?
thats easy mate because girls dont shit
feed her better
often make out with the gf while she takes a shit
Nah disagree
The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everybody else and nobody was going to bomb them.
At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw, and half a hundred other places, they put that rather naive theory into operation.
They sowed the wind and now they are going to reap the whirlwind.
Cologne, Lubeck, Rostock—Those are only just the beginning.
We cannot send a thousand bombers a time over Germany every time, as yet.
But the time will come when we can do so.
When the storm bursts over Germany, they will look back to the days of Lubeck and Rostock and Cologne as a man caught in the blasts of a hurricane will look back to the gentle zephyrs of last summer.
It may take a year. It may take two.
But for the Nazis, the writing is on the wall.
Let them look out for themselves. The cure is in their own hands.
There are a lot of people who say that bombing can never win a war.
Well, my answer to that is that it has never been tried yet, and we shall see.
Germany, clinging more and more desperately to her widespread conquests and even seeking foolishly for more, will make a most interesting initial experiment.
Japan will provide the confirmation.
But the time is not yet. There is a great deal of work to be done first, and let us all get down to it.
*here
as someone said earlier today, fictitious racial injustice is a smoke screen to cover for actual class injustice.
you can't be unjust if you're #diverse etc
just made pic. rel for dinner, was peng
leftovers for lunch - GET IN!
she hates africa lol
came to the UK for uni and loves it here way more