People in relationships by definition are happy because if they weren't they wouldn't be in one

People in relationships by definition are happy because if they weren't they wouldn't be in one

Anyone with (their own) children cannot be unhappy because they have biologically won

Money is irrelevant and does not matter. It literally has no impact and thirdies are happier than firsties

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>people in relationships by definition are happy
funniest shit i've read all day, based delusional incel

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>I can do A or B
>I choose A even though I estimate B would make me happier
retard. He's 100% correct.

I mean you guys are both right.
Relations don’t necessarily equate to happiness. In fact, there is a lot of stress and trust issues.
Being alone isn’t bad... but like anything else in moderation and not extreme.

your logic is based on the assumption that only a relationship or the lack thereof can make someone happy or unhappy
which is extraordinarily dumb

So now what?

People in relationships are by fundamental definition happier than not being in a relationship as they can at any instant choose the other path but have calculated that the relationship brings more utility

Wait til your parents die so you can kill yourself

Or come up with a way to off yourself painlessly while making it look like an accident

Relationships are like a contract, you get your dose of sexual satisfaction, you stop being alone and you get someone who is willing to be with you no matter what. However, this comes at a cost, you have to invest yourself emotionally, financialy and sexually to this person. Also you are basically trusting this person with your feelings and trusting them to not hurt you. A bad relationship can fuck you up pretty bad, a good one may restore your will to live.
Honestly, I think staying alone is good. Just find someone bitches to fuck and you'll be fine. That's better than falling in love with someone and getting cheated on or something, the pain would be unbearable for me.

Not really. Breaking up is inconvenient, divorcing is even more of an inconvenience. Many people would be happier single, but don't want to go through the pain in the ass that is ending a relationship and rethinking your life as a single person. I was way happier once my past relationship was over, but didn't want to end it because it's a painful and kind of destructive process.

Also being happier doesn't mean being happy.
If you're a 2/10 in terms of looks, a 3/10 will be more good looking than you but not good looking.

So yeah, dumb argument, congrats.

t. Has no idea how miserable single life is for 80% of men

t. has no idea how miserable relationships can be

>Also you are basically trusting this person with your feelings
Men don't do this.

I've been happy in relationships. Usually the first 2 or 3 weeks. After that it turns mediocre. In about a year it's agony, because I'm a dick and she's a cunt. My longest relationship was 5 years.
Never again, my friend. Never again.

Being single is far worse

Women always have their choice and are never single, confirming my point.

Relationships have ups and downs. Maintaining one is hard work and not always cheery, but you persevere to maintain the good parts. That said, you will still feel stressed as fuck a lot.

Basically, there’s always a downside whether you’re single or not. It’s just a question wheter you want to deal with loneliness or stress as your downside.

It's almost like Zig Forums doesn't understand that the only purpose there is in life is to have a family with 2.5 successful kids and Continue Your Biological Purpose And Make Your Family Proud.

this is like saying "well i hate my job but it's too hard to quit and find a new one" which is true for many men in relationships but not women

>Being single is far worse
Not really. Being single can be pretty great, relationships can be extremely miserable.
Personally - I'm happier now than I was when I was single, I was happier single than I was when I was dating my ex.

My man, i never got past cca 4 months and ive had my share of chances to. Its disgusting, the difference between a woman trying to be pleasing and the same woman when she stops trying and shows her real self. Disheartening and fake.

>Being single can be pretty great,
Only if you're Chad.

>dude I can easily get into relationships with women (and probably have all the casual sex I want) -- relationships aren't that great brah

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It's not. Breaking up is a mess and divorce is a huge mess.
Even just a simple break up can be a pretty shitty process, because you care about your SO even when the relationship isn't working out anymore. You get used to each other, your social lives are intertwined, families know each other. It's always a mess.
Now add living together. You have to move out, find a new place, divide your shit, sort out financial matters.
Now add a binding contracts. You need to get lawyers involved, tons of money goes down the drain.
Now add children.

It's messy. Many people prefer saying with a partner who makes us miserable than go through the pain that is splitting up.

You're measuring the quality of your life by how many women you can sleep with.

It's either going for Bodycount or MGTOW, the latter of which is cringe as hell and COPE for non-shaggers

Why are you so obsessed with women? It's kind of pathetic.

hit a nerve with that MGTOW comment didn't I?

You either want a relationship with A Good Woman or to fuck slags

Anything else is low T or desperate cope.

No, no nerve. I'm in a long term relationship.

You define your life by the presence or lack of women. Everything revolves around them, not having them, what to do to get them.
Are you doing anything that fulfils you? Did you build any meaningful relationships? Do you do anything that makes you proud of yourself?
It's very pathetic to be so obsessed over something, makes you look like a 14 year old girl obsessing over a boy she can't have.

pristine bait

you don't know anything about me you fucking wog

hit a nerve with that pathetic comment didn't I?

I've easily accomplished more than you ever will you worthless lazy subhuman med.

>I have a 3/10 gf I win

people in relationships may be happy
people in relationships may not be happy
people not in relationships may be happy
people not in relationships may not be happy

a person with children may be happy
a person with children may not be happy
a person without children may be happy
a person without children may not be happy

a person with money may be happy
a person with money may be unhappy
a person without money may be happy
a person without money may not be happy

sometimes i feel like i am the smartest person on this trash subreddit