1. country

1. country
2. would you?

i'll start
1. russia
2. i would stomp him until there's nothing but red mush. then i would invest money into death camps for dogs

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Been there, done that

I'd step on that dog in a heartbeat
Now, what were you talking about? Dollars or something?

You sound like a shitty individual.

>boat shoes with socks
Ew

Yes
>step on puppy
>win 18 billion
>buy a new puppy
problem solved.

I do this for free

>You sound like a shitty individual.

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i would do it for 18 bucks.

>Yes, then I would buy up 100s of acres of land, build an dog sanctuary and adopt every single unwanted dog in the country. This puppy will die so all the rest can live.

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Would absolutely stomp it as well. But I don't hate dogs, that money is going to me and me alone.

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noooooo! not the hekin pupperinos!

Getting close to dinnertime in hangug. Gotta mince the croquette filling thoroughly.

I would eat the dog

based mudslime nokhchi chad
cringe leafcuck goody two shoes

yes
>question does not specify how hard i have to step
easy 18 bil

Careful with that edge, Yevgeny.

I would do it but then I would donate 0.5 billion dollars to Animal Shelters

Who are actually more mentally ill in this case, people who step on it or people who don't?

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Very based. Puppy Christ’s legacy will endure.

reddit

People who would need to be paid to step on it

Dogs are the worst thing on this planet, even worse than Kyrgyzstan. Op is based af.

based

The person who is ""paying"" you 18billion dollars to do it and then not paying you after you do it.

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B A S E D

Are humans even natural predators? I mean, cats and dogs get distracted when they see a prey, why humans dont act like this? Most people dislike killing animals

Based dog Jesus

Would riverdance on its head with glee

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honestly no. I'm pretty content

Id do it for considerably less

>Most people dislike killing animals
yet they dont mind eatin them