/dixie/ - Southern US and Friends

Big Southern Milkers edition

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Indecent yet dignified edition
I am conflicted

Are you questioning your sexuality

nice!

I would approve of southerners dressing in the 19th century style instead of basketball shorts, armless t-shirts, and sideways trucker hats

Rise above we gonna rise above
Dun dudun dududun dudun

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brits be liek
>souf fc wanker really took mbugu for a spin eh chap? missus is keen on norf fc shes bound to be cross

if that happened in america he would have to publicly apologise after

and if it happened in the UK he'd be picked up by the police for thought crimes

it did happen in the uk and he was praised for his performance

Pinche pirata

Lads, y'all wouldn't believe how small my cock is

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its ok
those aren't thots those are southern belles
like this little ||?

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hey us lil dick niggas gotta stay together #raiseawarenessforlildickniggas

poor scarlet, she doomed herself to loneliness and regret with that mean streak selfish attitude

you wish it was that big

4 nanometers is average

t e e n y b o i
if she bent she would've been weak
STRONG SOUTHERN BELLE KVLT

woah 4 nanometers? I thought 2 nanometers was average...

>if she bent she would've been weak
women are most useful when bent

needledick

Macropenis?

no its fat as hell just very short

>tfw 1 yoctometer macropenis

its like a coffee filter

stand and deliver is the ultimate sex position
hotwheels could never understand

sorry dont know whats happening here dont watch soccer

>he doesn't make her do all the work

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she's there to get fucked not to try and impress me

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I'm there to enjoy myself, not exercise.

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it surely varies based on sobriety or lack thereof

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women are objects not animals

insightful post

I guess what I'm trying to say here is
it's been so long since I've had intercourse that it doesn't matter

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Why didn't you preserve your chastity you heathen

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propa brexit footie innit

we'll collect all 7 dragonballs and wish for french catgirl gfs for all of /dixie/

booo buu no sex one week
try 20 years

why French

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stand 9ft away from that qt girl at the bus stop instead of 10 and she`ll become your dream trad waifu that agrees with everything you say

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I know what your old job was.
You could have gotten it any time you want.

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why is the cat white

Idk, I thought we had made it very clear what race Var belongs to

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only think that was lukewarm enough to be fucked were my hopes and dreams

I have no use for this