/brit/

Cause its straight caffeine to the dome.
Cola is just sugary kid shit anyway.

browsing the huge_breasts tag on gelbooru again

who even drinks regular coke anymore the all blacks don't endorse that they only endorse coke zero and powerade

'

/alba/ get out all of u >:(

this but it’s e621

peng or grim

youtu.be/oz1gY2pORvI

any joe wicks man in?

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leftypol when you drop facts and logic on them

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what are those two black spots on her arse?

keep overcooking my omelettes

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low heat fool

opened the link, saw tattoos and cellulite in the thumbnail, closed the link

just had a pre-toil wank
quite debilitating

dogs dollop

did you know about the british phenomenon of competitively cooking omelettes fast?
youtube.com/watch?v=n5w9Q5c6WKU

NEW THREAD

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pooey bumwank

Rosie Jones was a top slag there's no doubt about that. Unreal cans.

just cooked an omelette in thirty seconds

any 100 gecs man in?

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what does this have to do with British culture?

mid way through my 30th week of toil this year
(non-mandatory) holiday take to date: 0

feelings: grim, bored, brendan fraseresque. its like the only thing i exist for now.
no hobbies, no meaning, i just wake up, brush my teeth and then toil for 8 hours.

nothing they've done is original or innovative. take that away and it's just garbage noise

Ok Patsy Parisi

those are just scrambled eggs

don't even enjoy driving/biking any more
toil is determined to suck every last ounce of joy from my life

Semen and feces everywhere.

HATE early new posters
because this inevitably happens
>destroys discussion in old thread before expiry
>starts discussion in new thread only for that to get nuked by janny
>back to old thread where everyone spends the next 15 minutes laughing about the janny

what possesses these idiots who post news at all?

quit your job and spend a few months biking in the wilderness

nobody wants to be the mong who posts their new after someone else does

emmett is now wanking to girls with cerebral palsy.

a new low, someone better send his picture to the spastic wranglers in his town before he does something stupid

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>user
would prefer lad or mate

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gonna try my hand at a french omelette, chef john style

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Hate when the /brit/ thermonuclear equation debate ends abruptly

I gotta get money for a whip before my license expires in 2021.

fucking stupid
why are you so desperate to make a new thread? its not like the OP of a /brit/ thread has ever been the topic of discussion

driving in this country is torturous and one of the few things that makes me rage. no idea why people spend crazy amounts of money on nice cars when they're just going to be sitting in the same traffic going 20mph as the bloke in his hyundai hatchback.

>>>/soapopera/

is it illegal to ride a bike on the road pissed

youre an unemployable loser so good luck lmao

me or “you” in the general sense? because personally I rarely if ever make news

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bicycle? dunno but wouldn't try it on the roads

i googled it, it is

never once made a new thread and i never will. i let the incels and runts do that for me.

Mate fucked his spine doing this and is in a wheelchair now.

Not unemployable, bit more difficult than it needs to be.

any man become a wreck over lockdown?

i just toil and then coom for 7 hours and then sleep
i have good weekend walks but im wretched on a weekday. i literally just sit there cooming and doing nothing else in order to relax from the boredom of toil

business idea: yeah the boys but we franchise it to other countries who substitute ‘boys’ with an idiom most suited to that country
for example: the yank franchise would be ‘yeah the dudes’

Been listening to albums, whole albums, in their entirety lately. Spin side A, flip it over and spin side B.

yeah the poofs

ah yes, runt leavings
*rubs my fingers on an empty packet of tangfastics*
still fresh, they can't have gotten far

go to places like japan and you wont see any litter anywhere. even in the so-called slums.
this country is filled with selfish pricks who need culling.

one

Just landed the human Smoking related litter bin apprenticeship with Tesco. Over the moon.

excellent idea for the New Zealand one kiwilad

can you please fuck off you cringemonger

name one album then

You never wanked to them slags back in the day though? She was mint once, for sure.

Tokyo has no public bins because they once had a bomb left in one
the government just said "right, no more bins, take your rubbish home" and the japs were like "fair"
could you imagine

Jethro Tull-Thick As A Brick, what I’m listening to now.

lmao
yeah the roo's

yeah the fuck off you dull fool brit isnt your friends. this isnt a virtual pub, stop being an idiot

grow up mate
grow up
actually calling mateship and talking up the boys cringe
the state of you
grow up you fucking goose, you should be ashamed
fucking goose

How do these no fap runts do it? Last time I had a wank was Sunday and now I wake up after 5 hours sleep wide awake and horny as fuck to the point I cant fall asleep again.

yeah the goose

>go to places like japan and you wont see any litter anywhere. even in the so-called slums.
>this country is filled with selfish pricks who need culling.

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not gonna lie I would have a suck

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mateship isnt a british concept. in the uk if one mate cant get into the club do you think the others will show solidarity and not get in? lol

yes it is

they did that here in brisbane because some tacticool gay cunt said to get rid of them all to prevent suitcase bombs.

removed the bins.

people just started stacking rubbish on the ground where the bins once sat. they eventually put the bins back lmao

Is it just me or is it impossible to get a job?

alri newcunt

wished we had a level of civic responsibility like that. very based of them.

lot's of exercise

Based
Leave the boys alone

Would love an Australian girl dressed up as a sexy red back spider to kick me in the bollocks then fuck my arse with a strap-on shaped like a brown snake.

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yeah the bins

God bless this man

I will be leaving /brit/ early today as I have a train to catch

God I want a roided out true blue Australian stallion to fuck my wife so badly lads. Is that too much to ask?

bin wankers

Shirt lifter.