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Domestic Bliss edition

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are you taking the piss

STFU shit nigger

Behold your hero! Not so clever now is he?

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING TERRORIST

As of yesterday i am now a member of the shaggers club
Even if it was for 2 thrusts with a soft willy.

behold, the people keeping the uk economy afloat

if you don’t use starling as your bank in current year we can’t be friends sorry

how do you manage your money?

He could still probably beat your neck in desu.

does not count and honestly sounds a bit rapey

@ScotlandYard Are you going to do anything about this???

dave

im definitely not fat and I don't think that I am ugly.
its in my wardrobe.

WHAT NO? YOU CANT JUST NOOOOOO!!??

Yes it fucking does count so shut up

It's on x hamster livecams

deets

craig

where does the money come from?

Looks pretty good these houses

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JANNY

Im popping out of the office to the Tesco's for lunch, does anyone want anything?

be quiet you smelly greasy tramp

milly? rancid tits

might shave my bollocks

How exactly did Russia interfere with elections/referenda? Was it simply by facebook memes and Twitter shitposting?

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I just have it.
its just there. last time I got some money for constructing an obelisk.

They're ok but she's daring which is hot for me

Dunno I like em' kinda saggy, like a shopping bag, you know?

don't believe what aussies say they absolutely do sell fosters down there

BASTARD

met a friend of a friend the other day
he is:
>tall
>model-tier attractive
>nice, deep voice
>charismatic
>funny
>intelligent (in last year of a masters)
>genuinely a nice person
>has a beautiful gf

am i a pathetic little gimp for disliking him?

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4pack of cheesestrings and 4 honeycomb cookies from the bakery

im not smelly or greasy.

what the hell xD

is there anything you mog him in?

your dislike stems from jealousy which stems from a desire to shag him nowt wrong with that

Right. Okay.

Will you actually send me the money for PayPal this time? Haha?

so you just have a load of cash in your wardrobe for no reason? you dont know how it got there and you dont spend money on anything at all.
this make sense to you?

gfberg trying to diagnose me with some sort of disorder because i insist on exercising before breakfast

little bit, yes
if he were a prick about it you'd be right to dislike him but he's not

yea, shitposting on social media is considered interference when leftists don't get their way

Deli meat feast, irn-bru and a bag of doritos chilli heatwave, thanks lad.

Any gay bros in?

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ah yes let your money sit in a wardrobe and depreciate value brilliant way to money manage

Twitter shitposting then

bulimic freak

she looks proper rough mate