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NICE GLASSES FAGGOT

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might shave my bollocks

Just opted out NHS organ donation. UKGOV is not taking property of my body and harvesting my organs no ways.

Back in 2000, just a few months after the NATO bombings of Yugoslavia my dad took me to a UEFA Cup match between Leicester City and Red Star Belgrade. Everyone at the stadium kept making explosion noises at the Serb players and their supporters all match. Tremendous banter. Shame we lost the match.

Fuck off nonce

my mates just call me a fucking weirdo lol

THANKS MAN!

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you think youre just like everyone else then?
no one at school said you were weird ever?
parents always been unconcerned?.

i'm not an organ donor because to avoid the possibility of my body parts being used to save the life of a groid

not unless you die young

the people who asked:

the doctor wont do anything.
but anyway. I don't think I ever went to a doctor other than a dentists after the age of 5 or so.

did ask but didn't want a reply

there's only one you need mate, leftypol's magnum opus

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any fellow day drinkers in

used to get called weird at school constantly lol

How do you meet women then
simply dont know where to find single women

...

having friends and tinder

thoughts?

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aye

don’t do that anymore

through your social circle

I don't know.
how am I meant to know what they thought?
and I don't know if my parents were concerned. I never gave them a question.

*coughs in your face*

Shrops-Mysticism

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I miss her lads

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just get a hobby bro

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lol just download an app
go to a club
go to a library
go to a store
you can always tell a single woman because they won't use a trolley, they use baskets meaning one thing - no bf, shopping for 1, alone and lonely
or do what i did and ask your mum

I socialise with the internet, that counts as a social circle right

face only a mother could love

my thoughts are anyone who thinks this is still worth posting is a fucking newfag

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nonce

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anyone else made really uncomfortable reading this weird cunts posts?
honestly cant tell if hes trolling or not.
dont say im the only one creeped out by this nonce

same, used to be called a stoner as well despite not having smoked weed until later

Don't think you can be compatible with another race.

if it gets yous it's worth posting

twas always so

thought were were all the same inside though?

peng

buying this changed my life and I can't imagine life without it. No more walking around like a sucker.

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When I was at uni, some of the IP addresses used by my mobile data were permanently banned here for posting CP. Mental to think I was living so close to literal nonces.

yes, we've been calling him a foreign weirdo since he started posting
you're not special

no

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yeah I'm a gamer.

that will help heal race relations surely

must be fairly strange to look at the west as a chink or something

big think

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you in carcosa now

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t. negron complex

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It's all blood types and genes innit

wassup my gamah

Women HATE car guys

Must be maddening for Xi to watch the west do dumb shit like this and still run the world

god original star trek was so gay and hamfisted

nothing to do with being at uni, it happens all the time when I'm on mobile network, wherever I am. just give airplane mode an on/off to fix it

*Shropshire

>dance and have fun, tell other people to have fun
>do another lap ask people if they are having fun tonight
do they REALLY?

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nah car guys fuck every man should know the basics of the cars

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luv jack chick me
mad bastard so he is

what's with the spastic jf

he knew his audience

yeah through those narrow eye slits haha

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Fed up lads

Does the UK have bars? Bars seem to work different to pubs.

I heard you're a racist now father.

>NOOOO SOMEONE MADE A CULTURE WAR TV SHOW XI JINPING WILL GIVE A TOSS

why are outrage porners so fucking delusional

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>127271243
ive already said im not foreign.
and you still haven't said how I am weird other than screaming at me how I am stupid.

never been into cars

just don't care

car guys are just train mongs in disguise

Very difficult to describe how peng my lunch just was

Bum poo spunk

TAKE OFF YOUR MASK

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What does this have to do with British culture?

addicted to ice cream in all forms
milkshakes, bars, pints, cones, etc

read this lol
bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-53485803

youtube.com/watch?v=BejQuI3lH9M

CLASSIC SHIT

well, rorke?

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very difficult to describe how little I care

flavour of choice?

t. ahmed mahmoud

mint chocolate chip

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needing a poo but I'm scared of what may come out

for me, its sorbet

CS&D

any tips on getting a big bum lads? xx

cared enough to reply :(

Being a carguy and knowing how to work on cars are two distinct characteristics

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why would I care if someone cares about me so long as they do what I want?

I don't vote to for the sake of my feefees

so which side are you on then lads? Amber Heard or Johnny Depp?

I have no idea how cars work

yes dear

both seem like weirdos tbqh

second best series next to sopranos

According to a few Labour sources this morning, it's "very possible" and "highly likely" that Jeremy Corbyn will have the whip removed very soon, as a result of some of the recommendations in the EHRC report.

I just want them both to go. They shouldn't even be here.

>implying we will stop having sex once she's pregnant

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for me its just the fact that she thinks racism and the struggles of BAME people are the fault of fellow working class people
boggles the mind

see

don't care about celebrities

I'm a straight male so I could not give less of a shit

Nah, racism is when you get education investment taken from you school because you live in a predominantly white area and see it get poured into London to appease non-whites who scream "RAYCISS" when they don't get enough gibs

Johnny of course
Amber has dragged him through the mud.

Do you guys have this? Should I get one?

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cared enough to reply :(

where my HILLDAWGS at?

Never heard of the former and haven't seen a film with the latter since Edward Scissorhands which was alright I guess.

I have yes. Needed one for my job

yea i always forget to bring it away with me though
don't really even know what its for, was always told to get one though
going to assume its some insidious eu project

I'm ridin' with Biden!

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