/brit/

Anime

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ngl frys is proper peng lads can now enjoy guilt free meals

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same but arsehole sweat and musk

Can’t find my razor

This is what is going to tip me into the edge, I’m on the brink of running out onto the street naked with a hammer. I cant take this anymore.

Where's your scary Harry Potter?

Simply Red
Shania Twain
James Blunt
Ed Sheeran

All crap. Hate 'em

just get 300 bic razors for 5 quid

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Want to reclaim the holy lands so badly.

When are the gyms reopening

i reclaimed your mums holy land last night mate

Been craving chocolate ever since I quit drinking

Yes happened yesterday and the one other time i tried to have sex
Both girls cried
Hence the viagra

must be hard being without a personality this long

Hahahahah they cried lol
Yeah viagra is good. It’s a bit fucked when you can’t get it up, pornberg just taking the piss.

Do you freaks need to come bother us in our thread? We leave you alone so you should leave us alone.

Was Gerard what you would call an Alaistair?

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/brit/ is talking about us again. Silly boys should just come over and talk to us.

gimmick idea, see a picture of a woman and say 'built for bbc' because you think she would be a good news presenter

dont believe that you are a girl or a cosplayer

It will work.

Pornberg and tobaccoberg laughing at my erectile dysfunction when a beautiful young girl in lingerie lies in front of me

Sick creatures they are

I think the yanks have already claimed that gimmick

>You're in the club when this woman slaps your ass. What do you do?

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Half Blood Prince>Chamber of Secrets>The Prisoner of Azkaban>Goblet of Fire>Order of the Phoenix>Deathly Hallows>Philosopher's Stone

AS WE FALL FROM GRACE
AS WE TOUCH DEATH'S HAND TOO SOON

wonder what happened to the women in redditlettermedia

>meet cute girl
>start talking
>get along really well
>asks for my instagram, she adds me
>message her later on
>leaves me on seen
i will never understand women, just gonna stick to anime tbqh

ram that stump up my shitter

She wants you to break into her home and rape her bro, trust me on this one. Women like the chase.

>dont mention the hand, dont mention the hand
HAnd to meet you

girl I was speaking to asked for my insta
but I don't have one lmao

You think she gets half price on gloves?

just saw a fat nigger lady with gigantic saggy meatsacks for tits, hanging down to her waist

i wouldn't overthink it lad

just know actions speak louder than words and she'll know you're interested, just maintain face.

you need to focus on yourself and the rest will come.

yikes.

>when you post in /brit/ just before a new

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did you ask her out?

Why didn’t you caress and suckle them to your hearts content?

check'd
thats why i got one in the first place, just make one and put a few travel photos on it

Just get one. Upload a picture or something every few months so people know you’re alive and part of society.

snorted at this so hard it hurt

watching this art programme on BBC

and there's two peng ting artists

Ahhaha nice one cloggy boi I laughed
You always have the good webms, abs legend

>meet cute girl
>she won't shut the fuck up about how she's a vegan
>her kids literally moved to their alcoholic dads house to get away from her shit cooking

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david de gea starting for united

I would be absolutely stumped

is morph on it?

tragic name

>de gay

>meet cute girl
>her kids

fuck
ing
blog on
you tiresome cunt

Being a Vegan is now the new midlife crisis thing for a good amount of normies. I'm fucking sick of hearing about Veganism at this point

ancient reference

>you need social media
can't wait for this to all blow up in their faces

>Being kind to animals is now the new midlife crisis thing for a good amount of normies. I'm fucking sick of hearing about being kind to animals at this point

whose faces

pancetta is a vegetable
discuss

aha yeah ancient meme there

F A T C A M
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what the fuck in pancetta
give me a short obese wop gf already

how do you know if someones a vegan?
they tell you

In an hour I'm seeing eye doc and getting an exam and contact lens fitting. There isn't a pair of glasses on earth that don't ruin how I look. Contacts kinda freak me out but it'll be worth it. Glasses on men bring them down 3 attractiveness points always

>give me a short obese wop gf already
just... why

I don't use an insta because I don't take pictures.

what the fuck would this ever have to do with British culture?

danny boyle directing the liverpool trophy presentation

animals are seldom kind to each other

fuck off now and have a think on that

Young single mums exist m8

Even worse is when they make it their whole identity.

>Glasses on men bring them down 3 attractiveness points always
according to who

balls ache after my 48 hour edging adventure and they're sagging more than my nan's tits
room stinks of cum and it hurts to walk

appeal to nature is a fallacy.

Didnt know i was old till today

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i want a big family and i'm not picky when it comes to wives

>spotify ha sa tik tok songs section now

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>Young single mums exist m8
yeah but why would you ever associate with them

Women and men both agree, glasses are only good on female

have a suck on my phallusy

Forgot my card details so I ended up walking 5 miles to get home
Don’t have a hangover though so not all bad

why is there a movement against vaccination lads?

you're not very appealing to nature
doubt you would last 50 seconds in the wild you utter gremlin

disturbed by how much like a chimp i sound when laughing at some /brit/posts

organised mongs

well you're not exactly aiming high buddy
im sure you've got it in you to find a short, obese, wop gf

AAH AAH AAH AAH

low key still laugh about when shadz got caught lackin by 24z and shadz was caught spittin pure tears aha

gibbering

yes but will she want to have 20 kids, thats the question

why are you talking like a black man

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my reaction to your post

shut the fuck up you racist incel