This is the truth that Wehraboos can't handle

>Why is every Norwegian post I've read recently absolute shit by the way? We should have squished those snowniggers when we had the chance
It's funny with all the Germans in here lashing out on everyone else, but if someone is talking shit about Germany all of you get butthurt. You truly are a pathetic people.

>why do people apply the one drop rule here as if everyone but us were niggers?
yeah vro those celts and slavs just disappeared into thin air vro trust me

I enter the gates of Berlin.

My corded muscles flex like knotted ropes beneath my ebony skin. My lats flare like the head of a cobra from behind my rock-like chest. My traps are larger than the shoulders of the pale German guards who look on in awe.

The women turn and gasp. Their thighs instantly slick with the juices of their lust.

My sword, razor sharp, hangs at my belt. Below, hanging even lower, my BBC hangs, engorged, the size of the passing scribe's arm.

Their warriors kneel before me. Their priests ask which God I am.

>"Kara Boga, the Black Bull. I am no God. I am a full blooded BLACK Turk."

Their women rush me. I destroy all their holes, filling them with superior seed.

The men fap silently around me in a mix of shame and awe. Some among them done women's clothes and wigs, and I oblige them by destroying their trapholes. Bussy and pussy rains down upon me.

The city is renamed Kara Boga in my honor. 85% of the population shares my DNA a century later.

>Celtic Germany
Yeah no Bro, those regions used to speak LATIN before being overrun by the Germanic incels and even nowadays they still remain true to the LATIN CHURCH, they are Med and based.

germans are insecure because we larp as germanic despite actually being far more similar to celts and slavs than to other germanics.
Everytime someone points this out all we become defensive and begin lashing out at everyone out of autism and obsession with being true germanics

German is a Germanic country because we speak a Germanic language
what do you think affects you more, the language you speak every day or you having a slightly different percentage of a certain haplogroup than some German from another region?

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G*rmans spawned the English, they are not Celts. The south is Alemannic.

absolutely nonsensical post.
bavarians and austrians are continenal celtic.
they have nothing in common with g*rmanic or r*man dogs.
Germans in general are CELTO-SLAVIC and not g*rmanic.
Hitler was a massive autist who couldn't accept this truth about his own ancestry and as such went on a mssive rampage across eastern europe in order to prove his germanicness.
I am a proud CELTO-SLAV

Why don't you go and shave your girlfriend's head, you Nordic faggot? I've heard Germans were in town. Ulfrik Hurensson.

hot

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Wir deutschen sind KELTO-SLAWISCH und nicht g*rmanisch

your post has npthing to do woth what I said, I am well aware of the fact, that regions closer to each other are in the very most cases genetically close aswell. I just don't see the reason of us being the special case in this, that you make a thread about it. you may aswell make a thread for example about western poles being closer to germany, while eastern ones are closer to russia. however you never see such a thing.

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Hassen Sie mich so sehr, weil mein Blut germanisch ist?
Norddeutschland ist Germanisch

because poles have slavic genetics, just like germans

>Norddeutschland ist Germanisch
they are CELTO-SLAVS in denial

Why are there so many Slavs in the world?

Slavs are only fit to become SLAVES to the Latin Man and Celts are only fit to become cannon fodder for the armies of the Latin Man.

Erzählst du mir, dass der nördliche Schleswig slawisch ist? Woher kommt die deutsche Sprache? Dünne Luft?

high testosterone

So Chinese people have the highest t in the world?

kill
yourself
cuck

Die Sprache sagt nicht viel über die wahre Herkunft aus, dummer g*rmane.
Nur weil g*rmanische Krieger die KELTO-SLAWEN eroberten heißt das nicht das wir auch g*rmanen sind

there are actually very few slavs in the world
our land is better and more fertile than any other place on earth and other peoples like anglo or chinese are way more populous with less land

halt die Fresse

chinese people are insects it's different for them

Ich bin KELTO-SLAWE
Was willst du machen, g*rmanischer Knecht?

Du bist mein Sklave, slawischer Hund.

>Fresse
Based.

the g*rmanic dog recoils in fear and submission as the CELTO-SLAVIC Übermensch shows his superiority. The cowardly g*rmanic lashes out and attempts to defend himself using pathetic insults but it is all in vain as he slowly realizes his own inferiority

eastern germans due to basic geographic have slavic genes just as western poles have german ones
however people will always only mention it the one way and never the other just like I stated in my first post comparing it to black white mutts

Nordics are cultureless losers who have never achieved anything. We have nothing in common with you. Even the Nazis realized at some point that your kin is nothing short of deplorable. You can be sure they would have turned against you eventually. Nordicism was merely a facade. It was all about German superiority, not "Germanic" superiority.
grapevine.is/mag/articles/2014/03/06/a-nazis-disappointment-with-iceland/

actually western poland has even less german genetics than rest of germany
but nice cope slav

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basiert.
N*rweger sind g*rmanische Versager.
Deutsche sind KELTO-SLAWISCHE Übermenschen.

You only have one haplogroup retard