Just submitted my application for Mexican residency

oh no no no

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why?

Hope you like murder

Don't come we are full

Because I have been offered a pretty well paying job with coal extraction management, the best up north is being a sunburnt meth addict picking pineapples

Puto gringordo imbécil no puedes hacer bien una chingada no vales verga.

Are you retarded?

what the fuck

You can get both of these in the country you're in. Why on this goddamn earth did you move to fucking MEXICO you retard. Goddamn.

If that's what you're looking for, then Australia is the most perfect country for you. The wages are really higher, the quality of life too and it has a good climate.
I really don't get why someone that has born in Australia would want to live anywhere else

You realise how competitive the coal industry is here will all our dumb greenie downsizing?

jesus christ, i bet you will get paid in dollars. please consider not to do this

The wages are a lie, on paper they look bigger but the Australian dollar isn't worth shit.
After tax and exchange rate you basically have to earn $40 AUD to make $15 Ameribucks

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2,250,000 pesos annual salary

so i realize you are moving because you are getting paid well but is it in dollars? if not please reconsider mexico is worst then brazil

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tlcan was a mistake. politicians deserve the bullet. everybody deserves the bullet. we are beyond any reparation

I wold be mad if I wasn't a neet

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What's your race

It is true, a cheeseburger here is like $4 meanwhile in Australia it’s $18

depends where are you moving exactly and the relationships you make

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So which state? That's what really makes all the difference. My advice is don't go into drug debt and don't report any suspicious activity to the police. Snitches are the ones who end up on liveleak

On a related note I wanked to the infamous heart video a couple times, being a sicario must be a blast

>if not please reconsider mexico is worst then brazil

We are the same. Stop pretending you are first world just because Trump said it

i want to commit suicide

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Holy shit based.
Mexico is a great place to live if you have money. You can live like an absolute king on that kind of salary, good on you.

I don't get it, what's the problem? Are you upset a foreign Aussie chad gets to have such a high paying job which natives like you can't?

I genuinely do. By the way, are you gay? We can meet up for gay sex if you're in my city.

Bien hecho australiANO.

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>I don't get it, what's the problem? Are you upset a foreign Aussie chad gets to have such a high paying job which natives like you can't?

Isn't that the same reason why you voted for Trump in the first place?

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Come to Guanajuato. It's the safest state in Mexico.

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yes, and its not like you dont deserve it, but more like those types of salaries will never get paid to the mexicans with the same qualifications. if they are lucky, our engineers will get ~400K pesos per year AT most. its the same with the japanese from Nissan. they have wagie jobs but their salary is good enough to buy houses on the areas where our millionares own homes
a common worker will get ~120K pesos per year if he is lucky. and its not your fault. its our fucking politicians and their treason. the fucking trade agreements with the americans. the fucking elite. the fucking everything. we are the 13th economy of the world but the richest people in the country are the politicians. you will earn more than our president, and he earns one of the biggest salary of the country. i want to nuke this place
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Please bring australian qts and some kangaroos

dunno but if it doesn't work out you can cross the border

I'm white. Which city are you in? I'm sure I could go there and meet you to fuck.

just tell us the city and we may give you tips

Mexico is worse than Brazil, cope harder

why would you fuck me. are you gay

$40 AUD per hour?

No, it's not. Both are poor and violent, but at least Mexicans are nice people

Mexico city

Yes

yeah which isnt common, most jobs are sitting around 23-25 AUD an hour

Only losers, biologists and anthropologists move to 3rd world, are you one of them?

>yes
gay for traps. or gay for hairy boys?