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the international tape station

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post a funny image

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what even is sexual assault? lmao someone touched your bum in a nightclub hardly something to cry about

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Gay pride

White English boys trying to act hard. Never gets old

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The earth is cone-shaped

assault with sexual motive
i.e. I slapped her arse because I fancy her

I was sexually assaulted. A couple times I had difficulty cumming and wanted to stop having sex but my gf at the time told me I wasn't allowed to stop until I came.

Laughing at you lads having hard man contests. Real hard men like me, we just post silly absurd stuff for a laugh and neat ideas.
Post your face if you're so tough, you ever got slashed through the face by a bandit like me? Doubt it. Knuck if you bucks boys

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Got my arse filled in the service station toilets again

how is that assault though, assault is like breaking someones nose or knocking them out stone cold on the floor. how is touching someones bum assault

why don't they tear down that monstrosity. most hideous looking building in europe

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You’re what’s known as a workman in my world. A soft fool that you give a gun to do the harm with.

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Think tower bridge looks alright personally

Fascianting how rorke will ignore every African country that's been very succesful since the end of colonialism (e.g. Botswana) to justify racism. While only focusing on the few African countries who became basket cases due to Marxism-Lenninism like Zimbabwe.
It's almost as if race isn't a factor and policies are the determinent of economic success.

>how is that assault though
it isn't
it's sexual assault

you're what's known as a rentboy in the mine

racism is a form of human expression, and should be embraced

I withdrew consent and she kept fucking me. Sexual assault, simple as

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ominous lime green light emanating from next door neighbor's house
they're niggers but I think they're actually aliens

what defines it as sexual assault, as the name implies it is assault in a sexual manner, so its still considered assault

Ah yes, Botswana. Beacon of civilisation. The New Rome as they call it. Very impressive.

tomatoes are the best ingredient ever
most of the good sauces use tomato
really are a gift to cuisine

You’ve no idea. You’re a workman. You’d sell the sweeties for me and do the harm. You’ve no idea do you. Forget it anyway, you’re a rough dude you. Dangerous man. Show me your battle scars

botswana very cool, a global powerhouse

>It's almost as if race isn't a factor

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KEKW

We're living in a tripolar world now. The USA, China and Botswana.

could it be that all these victim articles in the guardian about skinhead men confronting blacks and pakis on public transport are fake? Are they just lying?

fuck off froglover
/brit/ is a pro-Habsburg general

Leftypol taking a holiday to Botswana, heard it was lovely this time of year

Ah yes mr im a professional murderer who posts on Zig Forums

Who said anything about being drunk? Sit down you absolute fucking loser, you're a joke even by the standards of people here. Pathetic. Gets called out for being a shithouse and start crying "ill kill you ill kill you" you're a fucking puff scared to fight straight up like a man, hiding behind this image of calling some boys to do what YOU cant. Your fucking sperg out only confirms everything ive said. Grow up

Ah yes another example of Zig Forumstards asserting variables with no connection being causative.

skinheads don't exist anymore

wait are u a man or a woman. starting to think this a troll

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History has seen the rise and fall of many great civilisations. Greece. Egypt. Rome. Persia. Botswana.

Workman doesn't sound so bad. I'll take it. Just know though, i try to be a gentle man who is friendly, because that is what the world needs, but when push comes to shove, I'm the one who isn't scared and saves the day

Botswana has grown faster than nearly every economy in the world for decades. I'm sorry evidence contradicts your worldview.

>fight straight up
Sheltered fool. I’ll get you sliced and diced you fucking moron.

see

Mali > Botswana
Simple as

Yeah there's a lot of ground to make up when you're coming up from the literal stone age lmao

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A man. That actually happened to me but it wasn't sexual assault since I could have just stopped, but she would make me feel guilty by acting like I couldn't cum because I wasn't attracted to her anymore

A good man otherwise. A good workman

pissing myself

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actually I reckon both are shitholes

both of you shut the fuck up you're on Zig Forums at 3:20am on a Friday morning, probably unemployed, depressed and in your early twenties with no friends and living with your mum, the only time you leave the house is t get a bottle of coca-cola, or the job centre.

>Daddy someone was mean to me online kill him for me pleeeass

Investing in the Botswanan powerhouse lads.

Could honestly buy and sell you with ease 100 times over you dirty poverty stricken fool

gachiPls

If you love Botswana so much why don’t you just move there you virgin gimpoid

probs still better than america in its current state

bought a lancia beta coupe once and drove across botswana with some mates

really hope trump signs off on that free trade agreement with botswana

You arrive in Botswana, c.2021 Anno Domini.

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heard stories about mikey that would make your skin crawl
they were all about getting dogged down

Botswana be kidding me

I thought Colonialism was fantastic for Africa and brought them up from the Stone Age?
And if race determines success then isn't amazing how two countries of the same race sharing a border have had two completely differing economic outcomes? How does poor rorke explain this when all blacks are so stupid with low IQs?

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botswana be kidding me

Not sure if thats a compliment or an insult tb h. Let's just shame hands friend, you're a hard man and I respect you, I'm a hard man who doesn't need the respect in my view. Live and let live eh? My scars would send shivers up your spine just saying

>walks into thread

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anyone notice the quality of porn production is getting worse

what's that? AIDS prevalence?

Where did I say I love Botswana rorke? Are you incapable of handling a country being used as evidence in a discussion about econmic growth?

Mikey explaining Zig Forums with a powerpoint presentation in his caravan during the meeting to decide the next "hit list"

A modern day Lucky Luciano if you will

>alley
Ah yes, short for Alleystar

Botswana’s main export? Diamonds. Makes you think, doesn’t it?

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Taped cardboard to my window to block out the sun

stone age? they hadnt even invented the wheel

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you clearly haven't seen the latest blacked scene

am i supposed to know who lucky luciano is

want to be an actor but star exclusively in medieval LARP films

>I thought Colonialism was fantastic for Africa and brought them up from the Stone Age?
Botswana is dogshit. Zimbabwe is steaming hot slurry with bits of glass mixed in. Just two variations on nigs being nigs. One is slightly less niggy than the other. They're still both shit.

It says it in the filname. GDP per capita, adjusted for purchasing power parity.

Botswana is a shithole, unlike VVEST AFRICA

Can't believe Michael Brooks died

seriously how the fuck did they make stonehenge before we had wheels to transport the rock from north fucking wales

AngelThump

>nooo dont commit suicide thats so selfish!
>think about how sad I would feel!

Botswana has grown faster than every white country for decades despite, apparently, being mentally inferior to whites. How does that happen rorke?

>suicide
enjoy purgatory faggot