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if im elected leader of the internet party, ill make posting slags a priority, enable measures to ensure posters aren't virgin freaks, and ban all yanks from ever posting here again

*crowd erupts in raucous applause*

England was better 600y before the Anglos arrived

Kind of funny how orientals do well on IQ tests.
>causation=/=correlation
True, but when multiple, independent things such as IQ tests, crime stats and GDP of African countries correlate, it becomes pretty obvious.

asma al-assad let herself go

If elected leader of the internet party, I'll legalise saying the n word

>England
>before the Anglos arrived
Ummm.

England wasn't even a thing then. Be quiet

pet nigger just ran up the stairs on all fours

Meaning it took until the 1600s until England reached the place it was before the Norman Invasion you fucking retard. Learn how to read.

based retard

I think we aren't enjoying life as much as we could. Millionaires kill themselves. We aren't living life how we should. Some African countries know the answer I think. Being human is hard

i'm a john G

Interesting, I'm a sex offender

pet nigger just sucked a golf ball

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sputtering

For the vast majority of human history we lived fire-lit in caves and hunted animals and foraged plant life for sustenance. It's only relatively recently we decided to live this abominable existence.

England in the 1600s was literally dog shit. It was a shadow of the giant it was during the 14th century. It struggled to maintain itself and went down in flames in a bloody civil war

You dumb?

>he doesn't know what socio-economically means
It would appear you are dumb, fat nigger.

>England in the 1600s was literally dog shit
compared to africa it was a paradise

Cheers lads, my name is Cody but you can call me "Maximilian".

I'm a 27 year old American Teaboo (UK fan for you JFs). I draw Norf FC memes and lisicki edits on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior British games. (Grand Theft Auto, Runescape, Flimbo's Quest)

I train with my kitchen knife every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my knife license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak scouse fluently, both Liverpool and the Merseyside dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about British history and their hatred for continentals, which I follow 100%

When I get my UK visa, I am moving to Cheadle to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Astley Baker Davies or a game designer!

I own several stoney jumpers, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to the UK, so I can fit in easier. I spit on my elders and seniors and speak roadman as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in the UK!

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Ottoman Emperors mogged the little British fiefdoms of the 17th century tho

Well, /brit/?

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didn't ask

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We’ve entered spastic we wuz anglish yank hours

well?

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pissed out 4 and a half litres of piss today

rats + birds

5 gorillas and the hunter

Rats and gorillas

15 wolves and the hunter. The white mans answer
Hello Jamal

>stop enjoying yourself and be a cog in the machine
sell me on it

hello

Need to build a time machine and travel back to the 1990s Balkans on the odd chance that Bill Clinton bombs my ballbag to oblivion.

5 gorillas and the hunter. I'd tell the hunter to train the gorillas to shoot guns because they're the only animal capable of learning and all 7 of us would go out with guns blazing.

>I'd tell the hunter to train the gorillas to shoot guns because they're the only animal capable of learning

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If gorillas can learn signlanguage they can learn how to shoot an AR-15

>training gorillas to use guns

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retard. if niggers can shoot ghatts, why can't their furry cousins run down some lions with an M60?

I suppose if I’m building a time machine for the purpose of bollock obliteration, it would make more sense to travel to Hiroshima in 1945 and hide under a slab of lead with only my tender plums exposed.

just figured out that gorillas are the only animals capable of learning lads

Learning the shooting of guns fucking idiot, you can't teach a lion to shoot a rifle can you?

Or travel back to the end of the Cretaceous and dangle my scrote in the Yucatán peninsula before the meteor strikes and annihilates the dinosaurs as well as my spuds.

just got called a fucking idiot by a manchild who wants to train gorillas to use guns