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/cum/ - Canada, United Farts, Mexico
Imagine the sneed
Cheer up emo duck!
She got the power of the hootchie
I got the fever for the flavor of the cootchie
And did I mention, hey pay attention
Gonna take that bootie to the nudie dimension
I GOT THE GREEN GLOW UNDER MY CAR
I GOT THE BOOM BOOM SYSTEM YOU CAN HEAR REAL FAR
>"Oh, you're sleeping?"
>*throws spear at your head*
>"Nothing personnel, kid"
>*takes items out of your footlocker*
>(You have lost karma)
Peeing once every hour
n word
Just imagined something
Good morning. Felt like I had the answer to life somewhere in my sleep, but I lost it as soon as I woke up
Going to go ride the bicycle and maybe lift the weights now. You need to exercise, you know who (You) are.
*sigh*
>*sigh*
how do i win in a fight?
don't get it one in the first place, especially if you have to ask that question
morning, bud
I was watching a movie with my family and my sister kept trying to record the TV to post it on Instagram.
I purposely made small noises everytime she did it to ruin her recording.
Thoughts?
this has been happening to me more than usual when i trip on acid as of late and i cannot stress enough how infuriating this feeling is
punch them in the jaw right under the ear and they will probably fall down
Have muscles at least as big as this 70 year old.
user, you're a smart kid, you're not a tough kid, you're not a strong kid, you're not a fighter, but you might have a mental edge over your opponent and that's what you gotta use.
>it
into*, fuck
How's the morning going
>adrenochrome running low
>wuhan lab closed
>blood reserves depleted
>feeling the Lord's vengeance coming on
>"w-we're going to be immortal a-arent we??"
>breathe a sigh of relief
>other elite cabals are reassuring you you're going live
>ten minutes pass
>the feeling has worn off
>time to make another tweet
>"haha i dont know that card trick"
>yeah that's nice... look at all those ciphers
>put all the cipher numbers and decrypt them with your key
>haha wow, e-evil is going to win!
>imagine what all you could do with that power
>maybe i'll finally have pizza with kids again...
>God's light peeks through the curtains
>you hear normies waking up
>hehe, f-f-fucking dumb normies
>the withdrawal symptoms come back
>the adrenochrome rushes don't last as long as they used to
>time to make another cipher
>wear run forest run hoodie
>"haha teach me this card trick"
ta gueulle connard
>ta gueulle connard
hein?!
Brutal
>hein?!
My baby dont mess around cause he loves me so and this i know for sure
Heeeya
4channel images are loading pathetically slow for me rn!!
Hello Hiroshi??
Damn look at dem wings she got
One day I'll shove these ears up my ass so she can hear how my shit can play better music than the gook industry
I love Daisy so much it's unreal
Do you think a 44mm Apple Watch will fit me bros