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knew a lad in the gym who'd done 11 years in hm prison preston. met harold shipman thinking he was his geography teacher or sumat before asking if he was knocking off old grannies and he went allegedly dead annoying looking lols

and the screws used to tip off the prisoners on who was in there for noncing and they'd get beaten half to death. sound lads desu

>life
I regard them more like inanimate objects. Like rocks or slurry.

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slurry has more brain activity than pikeys

That was a shit, incomplete nap. I feel rough as a tramp's arsehole

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i was in prison for 15 months and they never let us anywhere near the nonces. strict segregation. the best we got was screaming abuse and spitting out of the windows at them as they walked past.

>teehee prison btw :v

ah yes the word of the day

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Mad how even amongst the scum of society there is still a hierarchy of scum. Always got to have someone to look down on.

Your insults do no affect me for I know I am greater than you. It’s that simple

no wonder these cunts were defending the pikeys: they're fucking ex-cons

lmaooooooooooooooo

literal losers

i hate women

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Astoundingly horrific anti gypsy racism happening right now

why do you still post here despite everyone hating your ilk, is it some kind of coping mechanism? do you feel like you've got something to prove?

shut up inbred virgin

subhuman

youtube.com/watch?v=ab8GtuPdrUQ

Nothing wrong with having been to jail you tarq cunt

Mental what ASMR has turned into hey

it's an objective hierarchy. someone who breaks into a house and nicks a load of jewellery because they're addicted to heroin is not 1% of the utter scum someone who rapes a child is

Liar.
user last thread got on your tits and you couldn’t take it.
>inb4 just pretending

says the pikey nonce

Genuinely cannot imagine either how thick or genuinely scummy you would have to be to be a convict in this day and age. Especially considering how difficult it is to get sent to prison.

You're all the same to me. I'd set you on fire.

I mean there literally is, that's the entire point

No there isn’t.

the left hands vicious

different time lad. this was in the 90s, they'd have let "loopholes" happen and let em intermingle n that, bloke was quite old. used to brew hooch and the guards weren't arsed back then but if they caught you with it they'd nick it themselves

kosovo je srbija

>Having a daughter

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do try to have a nice life mate

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Love women and appreciate them desu, can’t imagine being a weird virgin uncle

Why are you too afraid to use a tripcode

IMAGINE MY SHOCK

youtube.com/watch?v=cRIfsFefatg

>Jordan Henderson
Thought he was in rehab for benzos?

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HENDO

>my stepdad
>my half sister
that's the actual problem

they did something about it on the telly and they reckoned that the feeling itself is inherently sexual but these cunts cant do it right and just go for the wanks instead

hat this man

mikey this isn't america where 2.5% of the population has been in prison, its only 0.126% here

love pooey willards

twitter.com/tristandross/status/1286665641592786948
what a legend

you'll love amer's then

most of that 0.126% are pikeys

which writers are these?

post english folk lads

youtu.be/pT3A-MazRqY

Why on earth would you think that I care about your twitter links and screenshots?

the world's gone to hell in a handbasket

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if i was in prison in america id run the aryan brotherhood within a fortnight

No. 13 Baby

we on the beers tonight then? oi oi

Miss Grischmann come here for a second

You better come here or I'll break your LEGS

I'll snap your HEAD

youtu.be/vREjAYZwA2g

on the pies me, got 2 steak and kidney in the fridge waiting

nah heads fucked

what are we all drinking today?

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got the brother-in-law and his gf over so yeah, will be

this except the french

Founded by Irish american bikers

fuck off with your purple drank tyrone in britain if we want to feel like that we shoot up like men

bit mashed yesterday so taking it chill tonight maybe one bottle of red but that's it

alri

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fuck estonia

benders then arent they

Rorke reveres the British Empire yet the Empire caused half the problems he complains about

like they would have a clue what my accent was

youtu.be/7ANfPUgaplI

Cracking open a cool one

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wish the british empire hadnt happened so my toilet would flush all of my poo in one go

>irish
>aryan
>?????????

why is my dick so small lads

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got an itchy willard

that much sugar at half 3? you'll be up 'til tomorrow

youtu.be/jEICrquMPVQ

because you had normal hormone levels in the womb
because you're white
because you're fat
because you have poor circulation

take your pick champ

british empire, apparently

*mogs you*

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read scots language books/.

tfw britain colonised india, took their shrines away, and in a disgusting sign of disrespect started shitting into them rather than worshipping them

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