You have 10 seconds to act as Norwegian as possible

The only thing I know about norway is black metal but I'm guessing it's not really representative of the average person

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DRIIIITTTT DAGSPELAR JEIIIII... Jag SNAKKER norsk

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Dude, I love frozen pizza and heroin

Should go fishing for cod but can't hold all these oils

300 kroner för en pizza javisst javisst

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woopsie oopsie we're the perfect race with the perfect society we need to import refugees to invent problems to spice things up

I hate it when people make threads about Norway

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Hey did I tell you how awesome and badass my ancestors were for raping 12 year old girls and burning monasteries while running away the moment an actual army showed up?

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Norwegian posters are cute :)

rødgrød med fløde og heil odin, gutta

do you get your information from the back of a milk carton?

Literally the only based thing about Norway

>Black metal

rate our headbanging black metalers
youtube.com/watch?v=z7oGI1pSnW0

ÅÅÅH JA SVEN KNULLE MIG HÅRDERE

If your main goal is to plunder villages and steal shit why would you waste your time fighting professional armies instead of taking what you want and just go

I am tall, rich and a bender

Det er vi som knuller deg

You now remember Ylvis.

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All I know about Norway is that they have giant pencils, hot bitches, and sugar gliders.

Brunost, fisker, poteter og øl.

Tall and strong, yet complete pushovers. The most cucked nation on earth, even more so than Sven.

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he was norwegian?

My sister fucks Swedes and my moms new boyfriend is a Swede. God I wish I was a girl so Swedish Men could steal my oil and manhandle me.

ÅH PUMPE MIN LILLE RUMPE HERR SVEN

I LOVE RuneScape

God Morgen, my name is Jan Olav Jensen Johansenson

I'm a 27 year old Canadian Norgeboo (Norway enthusiast for you utlendinger). I draw oil and fjords on my tablet, and spend my days practicing superior Norwegian past-times. (Counting money, Waiting for the train, Being taxed)

I train with my cheese slicer every day, this superior tool can cut clean through cheese (both yellow and brown) because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other piece of cuttery on earth, I earned my cheese slicher license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Norwegian fluently, both Bokmål and Nynorsk dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Norwegian history and their Jantelaw, which I follow 100%

When I get my Norwegian visa, I am moving to Oslo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture, I hope I can become an engineer for Statoil or a fisherman.

I own several bunads, which I wear around town, I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Norway, so I can fit in easier, I kick hats off my elders and speak Norwegian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Norway!

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