I got my first full-time job at 32 years old. Is this unusual in your country?

>I'm 11 and want to die
>I'm 14 and am totally offing myself soon
>I'm definitely going to off myself in my 20s
>if I kill myself at 27 I can be part of the 27 club like the dead rockstars
>I'm 30 and still want to die why the fuck am I not dead yet?

>getting a full time job
Nope, nobody does that here.

29 and I didn't have a job at all until 26, and I'm not mentally capable of full time work (severe panic attacks)

booking my flight

Working 4 days a week is actually very common, kek

I got scholarships and grants to go to school. My parents let me live rent free since they got their house when housing was cheap. And with PUA(lost job offer) I made about 14k since the lockdown.

rip

>youth unemployment risen to 40%
>corona economic hit 18,5% instead of 16%

Better get it over with.

The average person works 30 hours a week, unironically.

procrastinating the booking of my flight

How? How do you explain this to your HR?

Just lie. They lie to you as well, so just lie back to them.

this but unironically
HR is full of middle aged women that aren't worthy of having actual jobs anyways
not sure why pyschos shoot up schools and abortion clinics when HR departments exist

The recruiter and interviewers never asked me about the gaps in work history. Maybe SWE is more liberal than other fields

I got my first full time job at 18 but I was working helping on my dad's business since 15.

The recruiter for my position was a man who was very understanding about my situation. And then all my interviewers were engineers/engineer managers, not HR people

I worked full time in my late teens and early 20's but had a mental breakdown and was a neet for a long time. I'm 32 now as well. I went to counselling, stopped drinking as much, and I have been working full time for a year.

>working after being a drunk
incredibly based and incredibly jealous

Fuck HR. Most of them really don't know what to look for. When ever I got the chance to talk to a manager, I do it. If it goes well, he'll ask you for a resume. Lying doesn't work all the time. A competent manager will eventually find out. A lot of firms want people who are willing to learn.

How do you become good at lying? It needs to all make sense, right?

24 years old, been a NEET for the past year. Finished university and got my degree... Then a lot of shit happened in between

Do you worry about explaining the gaps in employment history?

Write everything out up front. And memorize your story.

>Fuck HR
based
if some psycho actually has the decency to mow them down I'll unironically mail the guy multiple thank you letters and expensive boxes of chocolates

Our employment situation is GARBAGE and even here people would consider a 32 yo neet a fucking parasite

woah, considering how many parasites on this thread are, i wonder what will remain of this country in the future.

I'm 22 and got my first full time job in march of 2019

Don't worry. You will be allowed to keep working for them.

Sort of. But I kind of got lucky ( the graduation date on my degree is well after when I graduated)

Anyways I'm still getting responses it's just shit is extremely slow with covid here

But how do I make up believable shit? Especially reasons I actually left the jobs and stuff like that. I have been asked for references previously as well, should I make fake reference letters and hope they don't contact the people referenced?

I'm 23 and worked a fast food job from 18 to 21. Neeted the last two years and going back to school in the spring, being a Dutch social parasite is great I pay 300 on rent and get 1000 a month

Working full-time? More like living part-time.

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Your mom could be a reference. Just give them her first name.

for me it's being dead in no-time