I suffer everyday in Germany because my parents gave me a male finnish/ female japanese name

>catholic parents
>first name Jesus

Change your name to Aki. It's male in funland and female in japoon.

Just have them pronounce it like Micah, it is an apostle's name.

>I suffer everyday in Germany
just doesn't happen

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>powerlifter or druggie
for me it's the first one, they picked it because of pic related
With english pronounciation it'd be something like this: me-kah
it does

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>female japanese name
Awesome!

not really, when people read my name only they always think I'm female

genuine question: how is it possible when you got guys this cute?

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100% based and alpha move by your parents

I have never dated anyone before, also I'm not gay

>have french parents
>parents name you pierre

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HAHAHAHA Milka? Lila Kühe, Schokolade! Höhöhöhöhö
Oder sprich es Micah aus wie der Ami meinte, du weißt schon, Meica macht das Würstchen, AHAHAHAHAHA

Does it matter anyhow?

I also suffered because of the name my parents gave me. But that was only in my childhood and teenager years, now I love that I have a unique name. You already have a topic to talk about if you meet someone new because most people ask me how I got to that name.

Time to accept your trap destiny

atleast it's an unmistakeably male name

genau das ist was ich meinte
for me it does
far too later for that

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Can't you change it?

MIKA KOJONKOSKI

That would be disrespectful towards my parents
who?

I'm sure you're cute user. you'll find someone in no time.

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Mika is a very based name

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Why does it?
Can't even imagine such a situation

It's kinda like Michael, it's alright

>Mika Hakkinen is well known here and good name

you have worse names

ELO (エロ) erotic in Japanese
PANTSU(パンツ) pants/underwear
UKONMAANAHO(ウコンマーンアホ) shitty man and retard
AHO(アホ) stupid
AHOKAS(アホカス) stupid and trash
ASIKAINEN(アシカイネン) leg is itchy
RISTOLA(リストラ) fired from company
PAAJANEN(パーヤネン) I'm retard in kansai dialect
SUMMANEN(スンマネン)sorry in kansai dialect

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In school teachers too always thought I was a girl when they saw my name. This continued up until nowadays, for example when I sent a job application and I was answered with "Miss [last name]"
I would have liked something usual like Michael more

>How do you suffer in your country?
I'm poor and I'm just coping with the fact that my life will always be shit.

But Mika Häkkinen is a famous race driver so what are you complaining about?
Otherwise I'd told you to suck my cock

>who?
are you a zoomer?

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>ASIKAINEN(アシカイネン) leg is itchy
What tf does it even mean?

I'm 18, so I guess
most people don't seem to know him here

those are all last names except I never even heard of Pantsu

good rolemodel,,,proud

kek

My teachers couldnt even pronounce my name and I got sent to the part for foreigners in an administrative office before, despite being 100% german with a german last name.

Stop crying about something so minor and go with it

they named you after Mika Kojonkoski who was the star of the finnish ski jumping national team around year 2000 before Janne Ahonen.

>Amin Asikainen, famous Finnish former professional boxer

ASI アシ: leg in Japanese
KAINEN カイネン: itchy in western Japanese

>about 1000 finnish people have PANTSU name
PANTTI(パンティ)panty/girls underwear
PANTTILA(パンティラ)peeping panty

go by your middle name if you have one,
my friend had a similar issue, although it was the fact that people would say "Brian" instead of "Byron"

It's like what a born Michael would switch to after going tranny