Tfw no smart and innovative entrepreneur brit gf who exploits insectoids

>tfw no smart and innovative entrepreneur brit gf who exploits insectoids

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Kek @ Chinese giving their children Anglo names. They are the west's bitch.

I need to get in on this.

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VGH.... the fresh scents of Alberta

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Are chinks THAT dumb? I thought they are high IQ

There being a legitimate market for this is just sad, though

How do you give yourself a platform to sell this "service: though?

Selling to the Chinese is like printing money.

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>tfw have innovative ideas for apps but can't market for shit and scared of getting plagiarized

Its only 60 cents per name

Can you program?

do chinese really?

Not a fan of this always get a good howl out of people introducing themselves as 'Corner' or 'Purple', why would she take that away from us

Only South Korea and Japan have really high average IQs. China's is more or less like Europe's.

Wow I thought it would be shit enough if it was free but they pay for the names holy fuck, nigga use google, oh wait is that banned in nip pong land holy fuck. Fuck off zhang

Yea I'm learning, it's just for fun, but I do believe, objectively speaking, in my idea (it's related to consumerism). I'm just thinking about the marketing down the road, I don't really have any social networking/marketing skills, so if I actually publish it I'm worried about someone hijacking it and promoting their version better.

Mel Brooks predicted this.

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>ctrl+v: Ping

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isnt college free in uk?

fucking insects bro

How does she imports that shit without being arrested ?

nope. from what i gather the loans are massively more lenient than in america but its £9k per year for tuition

Only for Scots.

>smart
>innovative
>woman

A name in china is not a big deal.

First President of China had at least 10 names
Official name Sūn Démíng (孫德明)
Milk name Sūn Dìxiàng (孫帝象)
School name: Sūn Wén (孫文)
Courtesy names: Sūn Zàizhī (孫載之)
Christian (baptised) name: Sūn Rìxīn (孫日新, 1883,Hong Kong)
= Syūn Yahtsān (Cantonese)
Pseudonym(s): Sūn Yìxiān (孫逸仙, 1883, Hong Kong)
= Syūn Yahtsīn (Cantonese)
Sun Yat-sen (English, 1883, Hong Kong and the West)
Nakayama Shō (中山樵, 1897, Japanese)
Sūn Zhōngshān (孫中山, 1912, China
Posthumous name: Guófù (國父)

I mean, you can learn that stuff.. the same way you're learning how to program apps. People are not born with marketing skills

The hijacking thing is a very real worry though

How do you learn ?
What’s the hijacking thing ? Chinks making a bootleg or something

Someone stealing his idea

Still better than having your English teacher give you a retarded name.
They basically don't wanna have their name slaughtered by anglos, that's why they all get a western name.

Good point on learning about marketing. I've thought about giving away add-free versions of the app via business cards with QR codes to high school kids in different cities after release. It's just that I don't have a big network on social media that could spread the app quickly, but I'll just find another way to promote it (guess I could even pay some semi known influencers). I think waiting on releasing it until it's complete is the way I'll do it, that should mitigate the risks of someone copying and improving it.

Learning from /g/, YouTube tutorials and course literature used by computer science students.

Chinks have two names. They literally pick a name for themselves when learning English, but they use a Chinese name when speaking Mandarin.

No. I think pretty much every Anglo country doesn't have free university, except maybe New Zealand