How do I move to Russia as a 19 year old NEET?

Belarus could work too.

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kys and hope you are reincarnated there.

That wont work.

why the fuck would you want to?

Join the Russian army and prepare your anus

Because our countries are literally the best places to live as a NEET. Do some shit online for $1k and you're good.

don't derail the thread

Don't do this, stay in you're country. There nothing special here.

because they're...heh..based and traditionalist and frikin hate mudslimes.. i hope i find a cool traditional submissive wife there XD

So I can work remotely from there and save up my money while fucking slavic girls.
>10 hours work a week(maybe, I've got it down to 5 before)
>all day and night for recreation
>endless time for activities you want to do, language lessons, socialising, gym, visiting other countries, trekking, learn instrument
>commute is from bed to laptop
>basically unlimited money. You genuinely gotta try really hard and go out of your way to spend a day's pay here and that's even after rent
>nothing but saving money constantly
>locals all love you as long as not piece of shit
>have pick of any girl you want
>can buy properties if you like and make extra money when country starts to develop
>fool around on stock market safely
>tax free since local bank account
This.
Really?

Start with learning how to drink wódka straight from the bottle, then you can start learning the language.

heh...jlingz...

It's all a wet dreams. Don't let some people in internet fool you.

How so?

That's literally what I've done for the last 5 years.
Move to Ukraine instead tho. It should be a lot easier for you too.

What does Ukraine have better than Belarus/Russia? Just curious.

Kyiv is cheaper than Moscow, and you have everything you need there, too.
Also
>no хaчи (look it up)
>less immigrants in general
>you won't go to prison for posting something on social media
>no stupid laws about religion or homosexuality
>more freedom in general because our government doesn't want another maidan
>a very small (tiny, 0.00001%) chance this country will get a lot better in the future when all the corrupted boomers die out, and we become part of the EU

Theyll check your mutilated dick and immediately throw you off a rooftop in Belarus, mutt.

And In Russia youll get stabbed by a byldo because you dont speak russian.

Try mexico.

also keep in mind that im not saying you should permanently move to Ukraine as in get the citizenship etc; what I'm saying is that it's a good place to stay for a few years and save up tons of money because the life here is really cheap

you could also try Poland, I think it's even better

No

Fuck off , were full.

Fuck off, we are FULL

I wouldn't go to Moscow. SPb or Minsk probably. Maybe Sochi.

I dont wanna learn their gay ass language. Im already semi fluent in Russia.
Cope

Cope? Youre the one trying to cope, mutt.

Seethe

how do you get those ameribucks tho
whats the remote work you speak of

My sisters real estate company. I just work from home on PC a few hours a day and rake in about 4000 US per month

Imagine believing anything this faggot has to say. lol

Im not lying.

The firsy claim of a liar.

well if you have the money i dont know whats the problem, just fly over and find an apartment