Gf starts talking about marriage

>gf starts talking

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> gf

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my imaginary gf doesn't have this problem

>gf mentioned sex

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my gf has small tits

>gf is getting fatter and fatter

>gf dissapears when you wake up

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Based

this is my problem as well
she eats enormous amounts of food
she once ate entire chicken for dinner, yes entire fucking chicken

I'm a 25 year old childs brain. How can I raise a child

do you have one gif that goes faster, please

That's not that much food. If you don't count the bone, the whole thing is probably 3-4 lbs.

If she is getting fatter it´s too much

Gf invited me to a week end in the mountains

but we'll have to meet her grandparents and uncles because we have to go to their place to get the car, i'm honestly terrified .

She's going to get fatter once pregnant anyway, so it's not a big deal if they plan on having children soon

>How can I raise a child

How is it hard? Just dont forget to feed the thing, wich isnt hard since its crying when hungry and clean it if it starts to smell. If it starts to resemble a little person instead of a crying foul smelling mess then send it to school. Help the kid with homework where it has trouble wich should be easy if you arent completly retarded.

Edgelord aside, helicopter parenting does more harm than good, raising children is exhausting but usually not complicated.
Young parents do better abyway as long as they arent alcoholic neet fuckups.

just love the kid and be fair to it, it's not that complicated

Fuck off normalfag.

>mom start to talk about grandkids

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>mom gave up talking about grandkids
>mom gave up talking about marriage
>mom gave up talking about dating

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>dad asks me if im gay
>i say no
>he doesnt believe me and starts to freak out and says he is embarrassed of me

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>never even got a "user, are you gay?" cope question

Being a virge in the Chad central that is your country must be awful. I'm sorry.