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travel is just moving molecules to another place, won't fix anything

Reading up on the Kintyre peninsula in Scotland lads.

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explain

Big corn bites

I’m so ugly if I were the last man on earth I still couldn’t get any pussy ahahahaha life sure is great!

this is the ancient scottish language.
look at campbletoun.
the whole peninsula used to speak gaelic but , under james vi i think, a scots colony was setup there as a trading town.

wow aren't you so clever

going greece on sat night

sounds like you've pointed out a way humans are special to me

looks a bit like a willard

thicc scottish thighs

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ancient in what sense

Memorised the words to Grease Lightning as a kid. Can you believe I didn't end up sucking willys as an adult? Odd in hindsight.

is that Lana del rey

I was in half-way around the globe staring at one of the world’s most famous and romantic landmarks, realizing at the moment, while everyone around me was ooo-ing and ahh-ing, that I felt totally indifferent, felt nothing in the moment, and realized I had been feeling that way for a while now

lovely place hope you have a great time x

in the non sense

yikes.
>yes i am a fridge how could you tell
ive seen scottish girls that look good. that isnt it.

busy coping and seething

Want Emma Watson to sit on my face and rip a nasty fart.

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Sheffield does tend to have that effect on people

in the should be on sense

gas yourself you nasty incel

Chinese propaganda

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scotland is very cringe

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its not odd
kids often like singing and they like dancing - has nothing to do with same sex attraction

keep talking woah keep talking

in what sense

Gladly, so long as the gas in question came from Emma Watson’s bum.

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scotland is by far the most reddit part of britain
wales is probably the least

Feel embarrassed that their entire identity simply revolves around hating the English

the origins of it are in the northumbrian kingdom but the making of it into a language completely seperarte, i.e too different for an englishman to understand, happend in the late 15th century.

Wish with every fibre of my being that I was a girl lads
Could never pull it off though

in every sense

You sound like a massive poofter tbf.

Love all parts of the UK and the Commonwealth.

Neds are based

That’s because a lot of these iconic landmarks are overhyped. I think the only time I ever felt a sense of awe at finally seeing a landmark with my own eyes was when I went to Disney World and saw the castle for the first time when I was 10. They do a bloody good job intentionally creating a long build up until you finally see it.

As I’ve got older, I’ve realised that travelling is just a method by which people ignore despair for a while. Once you realise this, the illusion breaks and the whimsy disappears.

milanowop set himself up for that response

the chicks'll scream

sensational post

they're all bitter tossers with a monumental chip on their shoulders. just massive cringy cunts in all respects.
ireland and wales are cool but scotland can fuck right off.

just become a regular ol' bender you freak

this except only england

Edinburgh is based though, you cannot deny that

yes

lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/11621-lana-shopping-at-7-eleven-in-los-angeles-ca-july-28th-2020/

thats not ancient.

englishman when he hears the scots language spoken.

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mad how girls from shitholes get onlyfans

*denies that*

The gf is into rough sex (choking, hair pulling, etc) but I don't think it's for me.

imagine going travelling on your own and expecting it to do anything for you lmao

englishman when he hears the scots language spoken.

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Emma Watson is currently vacationing in your country right now. For all I know, you’re her.

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The only reddit parts of Scotland are the middle class areas of the cities and the universities. Go to the rough working class areas and it’s actually more Zig Forums-lite.

RRRRRRRRREEEEEEDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT

its a soulless tourist-trap filled with arrogant wankers.

Not a fan of masculine willies

don't know if the gf would make a good wife but she'd make a great mother so I suppose that's enough to convince me to settle with her

I don’t even know I could recognise her I just knew lol

hoo

Oh yeah, I know they’re overhyped. This was in Paris in their only skyscraper, staring at the Eifel tower glittering in the darkness. Before that I had always dissmised depression as just a form of sadness, but realizing I felt absolutely nothing while looking at something so legendary, which I’ll probably never do again, was what made me realize there was something not right upstairs. Why couldn’t I muster myself just to feel a bit of wonder and awe like I knew I should give this moment? Instead the moment just blended together like one of many and whether I was in Paris or at the bottom of a gutter, it made no difference to me at that moment. Every sense of wonder the world could give me was meaningless

going with friends is gay

he wants a girl from brum

nobody "hears the scots """language"""" being spoken
the only reaction to seeing it is This post is extremely low quality.

the dim prospect of one day fucking a girl is the only thing that gets me out of bed

>hears the scots language being spoken

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Bullshit.

'fraid not m8
no chance she'd come round these parts

anyone else like proper good choons?
youtube.com/watch?v=4QCXr79Rkcw

feel like I'm not fully utilising the cloud

Gaelic = Gaylick = Gay lick
dirty poofs

this.
A coudna richt see whit ye ir daein.
what ails ye?

>scots language
no such thing. tweaking english to sound like a twat isnt a language.

Every girl I seem to attract seems to want me to be a daddy dom. Even my gf liked me calling her a “good girl”.

Being a dom is fun and all, but I’d also like a girl who’d dom me sometimes.

>soulless tourist-trap

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