Embarrassing stories from your country.
I learned when I was like 10 that you have to wipe your ass after shitting or there will be shit in it. True fucing story. People used to tell me that I stink and I had no clue why.
I learned it when at after PE class the other guys were fucking around with towels, doing that "towel between your legs and moving your hips" -dance and laughing. I wanted to be part of the group and did that. Huge skid marks were left on the towel and everyone laughed at me.
your parents should not have been allowed to have children
lmao
This makes a lot of sense to me, I've always thought that Finns smell kinda like poop.
So what did you think toilet paper was for?
jesus fucking christ lad
What an absolute fucktard
my parents were very little at home when I was little and I have no siblings. I mostly played Digimon world and CTR alone
this i want to know
After I learned that, my life got better little by little. I am actually pretty neuortic about my body odor and hygiene now. Shower twice a day, brush my teeth 2-3 a day, floss, doeodorant, mouthwash, clean clothes every day etc.
I started hanging out with the girl i had a crush on and everyone started making fun of me infront of her
I just shitted as fast as I can and ran back to my playstation, you dont really observe your surroundings when you are little
based
>shower twice a day
This is both overkill, and bad for your skin as it will get dehydrated
Also water discipline! I live my life like a Fremen.
I didn’t understand why people kept talking about how they wanted to put their penis in the body of a girl. And I didn’t know what they meant by white stuff that comes out. I thought they wanted to pee on the girls. I was 16 when I learned why. I did not pay attention in school doesn’t sexual health class. And I guess not paying attention finally caught up with me
>you dont really observe your surroundings when you are little
That's ALL you should do when you're little.
Wtf dude?
Have you ever tried hiding something from a kid? They will find it. They're curious little shits, wtf were you?
>Shower twice a day
kinda unnecessary for your country's climate desu
This is probably the kind of thread that makes working for the FBI internet surveillance unit worth it
>Shower twice a day, brush my teeth 2-3 a day
Do both once a day or you may damage your body finn fren
YIKES
I used to jerk off in the P.E locker rooms after everyone left when I was 11 and once the teacher walked in
kek
well my problem is I didn’t pay attention in class. As soon as the teach would say “penis” I would put my head down on my desk and sleep. So I would hear classmates talk about masturbating, white stuff and vagina. But none of that made any sense to me. I didn’t even know what the testicles did. I thought they were a reservoir for excess urine.
When I was young I thought it was normal to just hurl anywhere if you felt nauseous because my mom used to do that all the time (against her will which I didn't realize) because of the chemotherapy. So many times I would spit chunks all over my elementary school desk and not understand why everyone was freaking out.
Did he helped you finish?
When I was in middle school and high school I knew nothing about clothes or basic social standards. so I would often go to school wearing shorts that were slightly too short for males, or pants that were too short. Not on purpose. But because I was outgrowing the clothes I had owned, and I didn’t know I needed to get new clothes. I never understood why people thought I was gay. I would actually get comments from girls about it and I was clueless
I started cooming daily when I was 12.
I started taking daily showers when I was 15...
I used to wear just underwear in the presence of other people for years and accepted it as normal.
It wasn't until I was 13 that somene actually caught me up with the idea that it wasn't okay.
Like, yeah I got it you shouldn't wear it in public, but wearing it at a friend's house was just second nature for me.
in my surgery internship i saw once the surgeron getting mad because the kid he was supposed to circumsice (for medical reasons) was quite literally full of shit. The kid was sedated so he ddnt hear anything.
Anyway, what i want to say is that it might be not that uncommon for parents to let that kind of behaviour fly.
>brush my teeth 2-3 a day, floss
> pretty neuortic
I am just mentioning this to be on the save side because you decribed it as neurotic.
be careful about the brushing and flossing I knew a girl who compulsivly brushed her teeth so hard she slowly but surely destroyed her gums. I wouldnt worry about it too much, just check in with your dentist every once in a while.
was teacher he or she? if she. did she join?
When I was 7 years old, a Lebanese girl named Victoria (who later became very hot and cute) vomitted her Macedonia salad all over the desk on which I was working at school. I just saw a slow but thick wave of vomit arriving in my field of view, slowly creeping up towards my work before it engulfed it all.
It took me years before I was able to eat Macedonia salad again.
I still remember, Victoria, you may be hot now, you may have a cute traditional family with beautiful kids, you may be insanely more happy and fulfilled than I am.
But I remember, Victoria, I remember when you vomited on my desk and my work, how embarrassing it was.
I know you do too, and I probably won't forget until I draw my last breath.