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>Legend
Red = gay
Grey = cool

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need a psychic gf

Why is the Isle of Man grey?

Also, if I was the king, I’d move my palace there. It’s a nice central location desu

delete that mate

>cases have been going up and up for the last 2 months and will soon be at pre-lockdown numbers
mate you're unbeliveably thick cases are going up on average like 3% a week and that includes massively increased testing and focused testing on problem areas

Knowing me I'll probably end up cheating on my wife

it has stupid special snowflake status that they'll always tell you about even though no one cares

the exclave of donegal

mum just called me a 10

>misses the isle of wight
talk about a rubbish map

Nice

quack quack motherfuckers

Knowing me my wife will probably cheat on me with a negro as I watch.

Are you ok?

on a scale of how much of a bellend you are, 1 being not at all of a bellend

Omg white people are so funny

heh you aight white boy

the afternoon viewing
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Boring gimmick

....out of a 100

I don't like being a yank. How do I cope with this fate

My unemployed mum keeps asking me if I'll go into business with her opening up an independent bookshop/cafe, saying it in a half-jokey way but where you can tell that deep down she's serious and wants me to actually say yes. Would love to help out the old girl, but I've got my own bloody career to focus on at the moment and I'm also not sure whether it's a viable business. Hope she still manages to get it off the ground and it works out for her though, as she could do with something to focus her mind on

Might get myself a deradicalised Chinese Muslim gf.

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I'm from a broken home and I've never committed a crime

he is right though it is here to stay forever probably

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selfish little runt

Is it true that the Durham is virtually Independent?

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Are you okay??

well apparently we have some comedians in the thread

Shan't be wearing a mask anytime soon

it sounds like a cool idea but it seems that all those sorts of business are doomed to fail sadly

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Imagine the smell.

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blog on

what does sneed mean

he's right it will soon be at pre-lockdown numbers?
lol give your head a wobble he said nothing about it being here to stay

Because YOU'RE A WHITE MALE

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five (You)s so far

For me it's Azula

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Its a short sneeze

She is a SLAG
She sucks black willies

Can't wait until corona virus kills all the elderly

The fact may be regrettable but it remains a fact; I have become so completely un-English that the mere thought of England and the English makes me unhappy.

Doesn’t mean it’ll be any more threatening than the flu though. We aren’t going to be wearing masks and shit forever. It’s not like this is the bubonic plague and that it’ll wipe out humanity, despite what the media tells you.

King Dominic Cummings rules over it with an Iron but fair fist

i'm from a broken home and i've only done some minor stealing (gum, lighters)

what do you think forever means?