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check your sources whore

da bulls

you don't

kek this is me

do you want to go on a run with me?

Americans

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start squeezing her love handles teasingly and joking about it to plant seeds of insecurity

women only improve if they feel like they have to and wont do it if directly ordered you must trick her to think it's her own idea

Had this weird thing start a few months ago, so I shoot out ropes of cum when I'm close to orgasming but not quite there. Really weird shit and now I can never anymore just pull out to prevent pregnancy, does anyone else have this? Why would this suddenly develop? Can't wrap my head around this

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obviously wont be reading that essay

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if only hard work was rewarded
GOD I MISS THE SERFS

never had sex

I don't like rap so no I don't mostly listen to blacks.

answer the question then XxmasterShagger420xX

don't care, didn't ask plus you're dutch

Any sleep paralysis man in? Happened to me last night. Very strange. I was semi-awake but couldn't move any part of my body and felt like there was a demon coming to get me and just general unease and forboding. Closed my eyes and tried to wake but got tricked by this very real dream/hallucination that I'd woken so I went to the bathroom to take a piss, then realised I wasn't awake and that forboding demon was behind me. Then I was back in the bed paralysed. Cycled like that for a while before I finally woke up.

/blog off

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you can't end a sentence with "this" you mongo

please have sex
i'm begging you, just have it

fuck off autistic scottish freak

You better believe I read every last word of this.

You're going to be bumraped if you don't

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pre-ejaculate doesn't caontain sperm

>Fighting off everyone only to willingly give yourself to some loonie in the schizo part of the prison
This I don't get

watch this

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got a hot dog in headlock rn

was texting the missus and meant to type "haha" but came up as "hans" and I didn't proof read
she's been going on for hours, about "who the fuck is hans"

Fuck off, potatonig.
Shame your fingers aren't paralysed so we don't have to read your inane shit.

The state of whites today

When you start treating women like objects your life will drastically improve

doing nofap as a virg is absolute torture
dunno why i do it to myself

10/10 either way

Sleep paralysis usually don't come in ones, sleep well tonight x

yes it does
just checked and google isn't broken

millions of litres of african semen have entered american rectums in prison i reckon

the definition of disgusting is shoving 7 oysters up your nan and licking out 8

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>get everybody to do what you say
>wear gloves
touch choice

kek
she might think your a secret poof now mate and this 'hans' is the bloke your buggering

The worst is when you're giving them nothing emotionally and they insist on forcing a couples "in" joke

What? It won't be a once off?

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acktshually it doesn't I was reading about it before hence my question

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cringe and cards against humanity pilled

I've seen this happen in other people's lives
And now it's happening in mine

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that is proper grim mate

By not listening to black people tell jokes over music?

Horrid animal

if the source you read that from was in french then it isn't reliable

>Americans

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The lesson here is to just not go to prison or accept that you're gonna need a swastika on your forehead

youtu.be/DlYW6CDWdq0

Just explain like an adult that when you refer to groups of people on the Cambodian basket weaving forum. Give examples: Indians you use sheed, wops for ities etc

youtube.com/watch?v=8p1bbHcqqBA

yeah, Hans.

butter isn't any worse for you than a shitload of mayonnaise and ketchup

The LabourSq'd camps?

Chances are it will happen again

Tune, RIP merle

youtu.be/d4C311yxZLk

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IQ tests are bullshit. How can you quantify intelligence? I know a shitload about computers but nothing about cars, meanwhile someone knows a lot about cars but little about technology. So which one of us is stupid? You can't quantify intelligence

GOT EM'