here's your new president, Lebanon
Here's your new president, Lebanon
Jeremiah Ross
Angel Jenkins
Fuck off ALI is our leader!!! ALI MADAD ALI MADAD ALI ALI ALI MADAD!!!
Jose Walker
Why is that?
Grayson Cox
France has given strong bilateral assistance for sustainable development and humanitarian action
Jason Myers
... Reasons.
Elijah Sullivan
>it turns out that a DGSE agent started the fire
>everybody else was being autistic, and France realized they could start colonizing the middle east again
>new golden age ensues
Camden Carter
he won't shut up on twitter
Luis Rogers
>2020
>France colonizes Lebanon
>2022, half the middle east is now french
>2025, France and America divide Africa
>2026 : great franco-americano/chinese war
>2029 : Emmanuel Macron crowns himself emperor of the french after winning the battle of Washington, where the franco-american forces defeated the chinese remaining forces, thus forcing a peace treaty upon China
Kayden Bell
PLS PLS PLS
Anthony Russell
Friendship with Germany is OVER
Now AMERICA is my best friend
Parker Nguyen
Here is a better ending: France gets nuked by Chinks.
Henry Miller
Joshua Evans
Word on the street is that macron radiates soft power
Asher Price
why is macron so hot?
Thomas Ross
anglo blood
Angel King
Mon président :)
Hudson Clark
>Friendship with Germany is OVER
:(
Logan Taylor
It's because he can't radiate hard power -- not around his wife, not with magazines, nothing.
Jason Garcia
جوبيتر متجسد
Josiah Smith
Reminder that american niggers are ouiaboos and will bow down to french cock at any time
Benjamin Richardson
>president
emperor*
Ryder Reed
France litterally created Lebanon by taking a bit of Syria with Christians then declaring it's a new independant (French puppet) country.
Then Israel kicked away their Palestinians, who moved there, got supported by Iran and all that shit sent the country to a shitty war from which they never recovered, as it created a state structure dominated by various warlords who're all seeing it as their personnal piggybank and distribute the money they steal to their own posse and secure their positions.
Zachary Rodriguez
Cedar
Caleb Cooper
See
Levi Murphy
Your CIA should learn.
How can you be so utterly incompetent that you fail to make people revolt against Maduro?
Isaiah Fisher
Jose Wright
macron finally looking for a young woman
and a lebanese one? based
Elijah Peterson
Yes we've had a bad experience with Austrians, time to search for greener pastures
Connor Davis
So Lebanese people are willingly selling their country to the French?
Yikes.
Daniel Peterson
They should annex Brazil too desu
Adam Richardson
lol