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He draigl't a' his petticoatie,
Comin thro' the rye
Comin' thro' the rye, my ja,
An' coming' thro' the rye;
He fand a staun o' staunin' graith,
Comin' thro' the rye.

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FARTING AND SHITTING LADS

Do Swedish girls love to crush british bollocks?

HOW UNFORTUNATE

joe biden is based ngl

come out ye jack and dans

Can't describe myself but I really want to fight someone.

what does this have to do with British culture?

I fully expect there to be a scots speaking janny ngl

fuck the nra

the constitution is the quran of americans

>New board: /vrpg/ - Video Games/RPG

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think brexit is a really stupid idea.

how do i come around to it? i tried watching pro brexit videos and stuff but its usually pretty fallacious.

Oh really? That's so funny Hans.

we'll be like the canada of europe

seems alright if you ask me

>New board: /vrpg/ - Video Games/RPG

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I find that by just using my thumb and first two fingers and rubbing them up and down slowly along the frenulum with lubricant I coom much harder and with such intense ferocity that it feels absolutely incredible

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Finally got a girlfriend and had sex lads
Took me 21 years but i did it

Canada where calling a man a man is a hate crime

You discover that typicaly at 13

>think brexit is a really stupid idea.

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crawley getting called out as a shithole on prime time national news

diego on the ropes

showoff

nice one

i mean it is pretty thick if you think about it

Lads how can we lobby the government to fully legalise lolis once and for all so we can develop a true domestic British lolicon industry and not have to rely on the Japs

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>i mean it is pretty thick if you think about it

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Ghost of Tsushima

we're all in the same boat in northern europe regardless

What's diego got to do with crawley?

well we didnt all have older men showing us what to do

so an irrelevant side-country?

bring back fox hunting

Not sure what's thick about rejecting austerity and corporatism to focus on the well being and quality of life for all our citizens but if you say so.

in one of those moods again where i cant be bothered to do anything

they just go to ireland and do it

diegos got property in crawley mate

fairly sure he lives there

""""irrelevant"""" side countries are happier

relevant countries are china and america

like youd need to be pretty dumb to be in support of it

>fairly sure he lives there
Can you even imagine if Diego lives in some council flat in Crawley.

dreamt that i got stuck in a bathroom that had doors that automatically open and close and the only way i could get help was to yell "Yemen" repeatedly

Didnt take the LSD lads went to a car cruise and took chase from the guards across the border and then got stopped by the PSNI on the other side haha

We weren’t doing anything wrong so fuck them anyway, just gonna have a beer now /blog

what do you think or know about Preston, lads?

>like youd need to be pretty dumb to be in support of it

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Tory nonce

no such thing as a free lunch

i voted remain, and was so annoyed at the time, but now i realize theres a lot of things i dont like about the EU, overpaid MEPs corruption and dominance by Germany and France.

Have to move back in with the rents soon

bipolar roommate says he's going to sue me because I kicked him in the leg for trying to group my willy
he just wants the money and he's retarded

Typcial brit poster, hanging out in in downtown liverpools fetish saunas

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Amazing how many people dosnt get it

Sounds like a whacky relationship you two homos got

bit shit
live there

>liverpools fetish saunas
audibly chortled at that

Imagine some scouse slag after a kebab and a feed of drink letting one rip on that

Makes one shudder

Live around black people forever now. Born n raised in a 100k pop neighborhood that is 90+% black and everything is fine and dandy. Never get messed with and everyone is friendly. think Zig Forums racist freaks just don't leave their house and watch cherry picked crime and violence videos. No one's gonna watch a video that isn't fucking crazy these days. If you live through the internet you're likely scared to leave your room because all you see is insanity and that shapes the mind a certain way I reckon.

dont care fat tosser

I have no interest in him sexually
He's just rapey and gets extra rapey when drunk/high

shut up fat

Support of the European Union is support for centralist neoliberalism. It's agreement with the way things are heading and the status quo. Does this mean that the uk is leaving the eu in a coherent way? no of course not but the EU as it stands is a problem.

A man can dream

Its all fun and games for the scat fetishist until some fat cunt bursts in after doing a line of sniff and violently empties his bowels

Ended up in 6th lads, currently LOCKED in the playoffs with Kidderminster

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ahahahaah he think the tories will ahahhahahah sorry I can't say it, fucking jesus ahahaaha rejecting austerity ahahaha you absolute mong lad, this will lead only to further deregulation and lower consumer standards. We won't be canada, we'll be America

sounds terrifying

Liverpudlian or Scouse?

Please tell me you have a blog where I can read more of your coon loving stories

Tell me what austerity measures is johnson implimenting?
> further deregulation and lower consumer standards
source and why is deregulation in some areas a bad thing

>4 goals
based Kershaw

>5'8
IT'S OVER

Based and REDpilled

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tired of looking at bad spreadsheet, can't wait to get home and look at good spreadsheet

Yeah it’s called r/cuckoldtales

Non-English here
How do I say that some animals give birth to the young? Words like 'cub' doesn't apply to all animals I think.
How would you say that goats do X for the sake of bearing (the young/kids)

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Looks like Russel Crowe doesnt have a gym at his house

Not black nor a tranny so not sure what those words have to do with my post.

>Non-English here
Stopped reading

22 years for me. No sex yet, but I feel it’s only a matter of time now.

Liverpudlian
"scouse" is a false identity to disassociate Liverpool from English crimes such as the slave trade and drowning of Tryweryn

yeah mate love are kershy

>Non-English here

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goats hatch from giant eggs

>4 first half goals
>still doesn't get a 10 rating

Yeah neither am I, are any of the Communists in that pic trannies?

more frustrating than terrifying
I'm quite lonely, so even shitty company sometimes is better than no company
If it gets worse I'll ask if I can switch rooms

join the club

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>Oy we fought dem krauts right, gave them a real hardie in the wars! Oh don't mind all the merchantmen the krauts sunk of us, tens ships a day mate, that's nothing! We had churchill and we had our calmness! Hail Britannia.

Babies

at uni? or?

child/spawn/neonate

Goats copulate

I wasn't talking about the picture but the words you used to describe my post one popularised by an african american and the other a symbol of transexuality. I don't see what either has to do with my post.

had family in the merchant navy so

Toil beckons on the morrow lads

should i get KOTOR or KOTOR II
been using my xbox 360 a lot more lately

nah I just wanted to move and try to gain independence
I didn't get along with education
trying to find a job currently

fuck off paki

why not both
you'll get more out of kotor 2 if you've played kotor 1 first imo

Don't have a blog but Zig Forums is pretty close to one for me to I guess. Alright here's a recent story
>Be me
>Go to corner store by my house, owned by black people and really only black people go there often
>Walk in to buy some ciggies
>Me and like 5 black people are there and have a laugh cuz someone made a joke about hummingbirds
>Buy smokes and leave for home
>Black neighbor sees me before I go into my house and asks if I want a BBQ burger
>I say yes and eat in the backyard where 10 people are hanging out, all family
>Good shit
>Get offered a canteloup chunk but decline because I'm allergic and I get lightly made fun of for a minute.
>Go inside to my living room after the party
>Feel bad that I have allergies to food and self mutilate

Okay so I guess "babies"
But is saying "goats eat grass to have babies" enough, or do I need to say "baby goats"? Because from the first one I feel like it implies human babies

lol did they die from the bad german wolf uboot? shoudnt supported the commies

I liked 2 more because kreia is like a strong mother figure whos always mad at you and that's really relatable and made me like her

You say you got a real solution
Well, you know
We'd all love to see the plan
You ask me for a contribution
Well, you know
We're all doing what we can
But if you want money for people with minds that hate
All I can tell you is, brother, you have to wait

Don't you know it's gonna be
Alright

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got a 20 quid amazon voucher
what should I spend it on lads?

Did you really self mutilate? I hope you didn’t. Do you have any ghetto tales?

They're two parts of a whole
Play both

quitting the toil lads does this sound good
>Hi [redacted], I need submit my 2 week notice so my employment will end on the 21st because I have another job and college classes starting. Please consider this my 2 week notice and please do not schedule me after the 20th. Also, could you please let me know if there is anyone else I need to let know, thank you for your time, [redacted]

Good lad, save the acid for some other time. Bit of acid or shrooms or a pill once in a while is fine but really stay away from amphetamines, cocaine and opiates trust me

first one is fine but people will still understand what you mean no matter what you use

nah, only one family member died, shot down over Romania of all places