How would you describe your country's history?

how would you describe your country's history?

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Glorious.

Yee-haw!

"Dat shit mine now lol"

YEE-HAW!

I like conquistador getup. I really like their aesthetic, it was just really cool.

Island prison handheld by the uk and us

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nigga u got conkured by Germany twice in like 2 days lmao sit down piere

Yeah, the reign of terror was fucking based. Pure history kino.

>based
>nobody teaches anything about this part
>kinda fucked up
>SUPER based
>greatest mistake since the industrial revolution
>mistake
>kinda cool
>based
>based and murricapilled
>showboatin
>oh fuck oh jesus
>based
>VERY based
>oh no
>OH NO
>rad
>noice
>oh no
>oh no
>ok not as bad I guess-
>OH NO

1609 -> 1938 = based
1938 -> 1945 = mixed
1945 -> today = capitalist hell hole, normalized degeneracy, unrecognizable. i want out

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>->1938
>based

>independence from portugal
>small region wants independence
>gets supressed
>small region wants independence
>gets supressed
>small region wants independence
>gets supressed
>small region wants independence
>gets supressed
>neighboring country invades
>gets supressed
>another neighbor invades
>gets supressed, but a province gets independence
>another neighbor invades
>supressed beyond relief
>crown gets couped
>crown cucks do nothing and let the Army take over
>few years of democracy
>Dictatorship #1
>Dictatorship ends and a few more years of democracy
>Dictatorship #2 now longer
>Democracy comes back again but it's plagues by crooks
>[you are here in Brazilian history]

Plantation nation.

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Pre edo: China but on an island and killing each other just like China or killing gooks just like China
Edo: finally become unique and very different from China
End of Edo to Russo Japanese war: westaboo
After Russian Japanese war and before nuke: BASEDBASEDBASED
After nuke to ghq: cucked with mutt dick in butt
Japan fully independent to end of 90s: comfy
End of 90s to now: nothingness. no growth, no significant advances, no nothing

That "Yee-haw" was unnecessary and offensive.

why wont you have babies

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Phoenicians: OUR TURN!
Romans: OUR TURN!
Carthaginians: OUR TURN!
Suevians: OUR TURN!
Visigoths: OUR TURN!
Muslims: OUR TURN!
France: OUR TURN!
EU: OUR TURN!

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I like how he changed everyone's clothes each time

1000 BC - 1500 AC: based
1500 AC - 2020 AC: cringe

"And then things got worse"

Prehistory - 1970s bad
70-90s really good
90-2000s early 90s bad late 90s good
2000-2008 best time
2008-present day steady decline to bad

Suffering, suffering, suffering, suffering, suffering. I think in our entire history we had only 1 emperor who never had a war or riots or whatever

boring

So based based based and based

>I think in our entire history we had only 1 emperor who never had a war or riots or whatever
Who?

Actually yes.
I think its Alexander the Third.

Pretty sad honestly but I hope it'll get better. One funny/sad thing I noticed about my government is that it actually tried many reforms and such and most of them fail due to lack of funds lmao you can look up some documents on it on wikileaks

>Pre edo: China but on an island

Not really. China was the center of the world and the source of Asian civilization. Japan was a faraway island that nobody gave a shit about. Japan was politically and culturally irrelevant for 95% of history.

Prietos en aprietos.

>pre-edo
>just china on an island
What about the Heian?