An Englishman recently gave me a tip: "An apple a day keeps the doctor away". Well I tried it. But only works if you throw hard enough.
An Englishman recently gave me a tip: "An apple a day keeps the doctor away". Well I tried it...
Carter Morris
Benjamin Jenkins
Ahahahah!
Zachary Brooks
Thanks for laughing at my post.
Henry Williams
>German humour refers collectively to the conventions of comedy and its cultural meaning within the country of Germany. Comedy is a staple of German culture, with many Germans making light of situations in social conversation, and with a large amount of time allotted to comedy in German television broadcasting. Germans distinguish between "Comedy" (using the English word) and "Komödie" (the German word of the same origin). "Comedy" refers to post-1990s TV-comedy, which is characterized by comedic entertainment in the form of stand-up comedy, stage shows, modern satire, cabaret and adaptations of foreign comedy concepts, including airing of foreign shows. "Komödie" refers to films and plays.
Ayden Green
moar german jokes pls
Nolan Myers
lol good one user
Dylan Cooper
Probably a turk lives in germany
Daniel Cox
What kind of animal has five legs?
A pitbull in the children's playground
Austin Lopez
hähähähä
Wyatt Howard
What do the children play in war zones:
Who seeks finds and who steps on it disappears.
Jayden Richardson
What is a dead stalker? Away from the window.
Christian Barnes
Feels like a cod4 death screen
Jason Reyes
What does a man have without legs?
Groundnuts
Luke Baker
Haha. It's funny because he actually meant for you to consume apples in order to keep a good health (that's not very nutritionally precise, as the daily consumption of apples is not enough to keep you healthy. But alas, having a balanced diet with plenty of fruits and vegetables is very important for our health maintenance), but you ended up absurdly misinterpreting what he meant, using weapons as a tool to harm the doctor, making him avoid you due to his innate self-preservation nature. And as such, subverting our expectations, one of the cornerstones of humor.
Nice, very cool. I'm eagerly awaiting for your next post.
Adam Watson
I don't get it
Nathan Butler
What does the cannibal order in the restaurant?
The waiter.
Jason Clark
Apparently around 30% of pet owners let their animals sleep in bed with them. I also tried that out. My goldfish is dead now
Connor Nguyen
Every time I see a german flag telling jokes I feel like I'm talking to an artifical intelligence trying to learn human language
Joshua Jenkins
James Perry
In which holiday destination do people curse the most?
Tourett de Mare.
Thomas Adams
höhöhöhö
Robert Thomas
I chuckled
Luke Cox
What does an Eskimo woman do on an ice floe?
It's clear: abort.
Michael Collins
r u ok?
Colton Howard
What has four legs and can fly?
Two birds.
Dylan Bennett
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Dominic Hernandez
Why is Trump watching the Olympics?
So he knows how high the Mexicans jump.
Jace Fisher
What do you call a Pole without arms? A trustworthy person.
Anthony Jenkins
The doctor to the patient: "I'm sorry to have to tell you, but you have a maximum of three weeks to live." Then the patient: "Thank God, Doctor, I thought I would have to go back to work tomorrow."
Nicholas Sanders
hëhëhëhëhëhëhë
Mason Kelly
What does a one-armed man do in the shopping street?
A second hand shop
Nolan King
My grandpa never wanted to throw anything away. Unfortunately, he died from a hand grenade.
Luke Russell
What do you say to a blonde girl with no arms or legs?
Hm, nice bust size
Jordan Turner
An old woman is standing in front of her husband's grave in the cemetery. A tight, thick stalk grows right from the middle of the grave. She stands in front of it, shaking her head, looks at the offspring and says: "Oh Eugen, you old lusty pig, you just can't stop it!"
Joseph Long
Why was Hitler constantly stopped by the police while riding his bicycle? Wrong hand sign
Gabriel Rodriguez
What is the name of the favorite song of the brain dead?
"My heart will go on".
Juan Watson
Which animal do women fear most? - The rapist.
(The joke can't be translated into english. The joke is that "rapist" in german means VergewalTIGER)
Easton Hernandez
This is it for now.
I'll come back later when I thought up more jokes