/brit/

Its noine oclock in the fackin mooornin

the so called """""""""""""""""""""""""""""gf""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

reddit.com/r/TrapsUK/

need to see them railed by white cocks in POV scenes so that I can imagine it's me fugging them

Have an excellent idea:
We swap all the celtic-supporting scottish hibernophiles with the loyalists in Northern Ireland
We then reunite Ireland and Northern Ireland
Both Ireland and Britain are more prosperous, united and happy

sad but true

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Haha two imperialist oppressive colonialist countries being all cute with each other!
What's next, anime of NATO and the CIA as cute girls?

THE BOYS! t-minus one hour til pub for me, how are you lot?

I think i have seen stubbs bq here

speaking from experience with the gf, her three texts perfectly surmise male vs female thinking, so well in fact I’m going to save your image to reflect on

lmao he got banned for that

any choon man in?

youtube.com/watch?v=PA5uuBCtZ5k
youtube.com/watch?v=PA5uuBCtZ5k

don't know why men seem to think that logic should trump emotion

I think he just deleted his own post. Didn't see any rule breaking there

Great OP lad. Now it's time for some /brit/ slags

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it’s more that emotion shouldn’t get in the way of what is the more rational and results-driven course of action

feel sorry for the souf, gonna be hitting 37C for the second time in a month, who said global warming wasn't real?

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Honour being the trumping factor

He is an actual choon

youtube.com/watch?v=fJLQCf4mFP0

Costa del Peterborough right now mate
sweatin'

Fuck trump.

Aussie lads with that Friday feeling

JEALOUS

*goes on the trumping factor*
*does a 10 second arse-shatterer that changes note 3 times*
*gets the golden buzzer*

wahey

Mental how good AM was.

*envious

This really challenges my preconceptions

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women tend to have more weird crushes than men do, on either unconventionally attractive guys or downright weird looking guys because female attraction is far less visual-orientated than male attraction

Aisha is literally the embodiment of why you should never go for a british wife

whats the difference?

31 degrees today, a real scorcher

Wish i lived in one of those areas of spain or italy where theres no jobs and nothing to do so people just sit about all day in the sun. No idea how they feed themselves but still

that's 1 degree below freezing though

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she's a rancid trollop but im incredibly attracted to her. just want to bury my face in her arsehole.
i think something is wrong with me.

very true post
a lot of the time when you see mismatched couples it's a gold-digger situation, but there's still a few where the women have a 'thing' for short hairy men, or big fat men, or bald men etc

at least her sister is still fit

jealous is when you're protective of something you own that you think others will take away
envious is when you want something that others have

Yeah there probably is

is the drone stealing the cherry or what

i live in a place like this
bennies and farming go a long way desu
also no one pays rent

Imagine being in a van with Daphne from Scooby Doo for hours on end CORRR bet her farts would reek.

That's what he said, "I don't like it but I'll have to go along with it".

thoughts?
twitter.com/nicolebun6?lang=en

image getting with her during the /brit/ sign days and now you have to come home to this hog and listen to her inane bullshit

yeah i might put some shorts on tbf

So what do people just live with their families for their whole lives?

pretty sure she doesn't have a sister, only a younger brother, theres a picture of her and her family canvassing for labour but i don't have it

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hate women
they should only exist for my pleasure
should kill them all

tend to live with mum n dad until they get married then the rents give them a gaffe

if she were the type to get married at that age then she wouldn't have ended up like she is now

Might watch some arabic comedy movies

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>the shorts in question

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how can they afford to buy their kids a whole house?

august already

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big true i reckon

She had a meltdown on twitter when we started to stalk her sister a while back

Mental how much more beautiful southern European women are compared to northern European women, literally the only thing northerners have over southerners is the fact they have blue eyes far more often.

yeah but that extra weight gave her bigger tits

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nah that's her sister

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this site would improve 10 fold if mobile posting was not allowed

who are you quoting

yummy mummies
can’t get enough of em me

Got a porn app advert on YouTube the other day, was a video of a girl using a vibrator with the naughty bits cleverly censored

I dont know

shame to see the nineveh guardian go

get like a 2bd apartment around here for like 20k desu
but given there's nine times more houses than people in this area, chances are one family already has a spare apartment going

so deranged I thought this was a desktop background rather than a mirror

feetsies hurt after several long walks recently

did you download the app?

Think I might have a hernia from sitting weird too long

and what does that have to do with British culture?

>He's here

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lots

Fucking peng tho

ah yes, there goes any point in having him filtered then

Oi i was talking to him you rude cunt

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