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>24 degrees
Alright that's fine.
>projected to rise to 29 by 2pm
FUCK

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Soy bands:

The Smiths
Joy Division
The Cure

Thank you for listening!!!

gfs arent worth it

won’t happen
we won’t even lockdown if it gets worse than the first time now

business idea: privatise the government

utterly jam packed

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8602539/Britain-braces-hottest-day-baking-Saharan-air-threatens-send-temperatures-past-102F.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8602539/Britain-braces-hottest-day-baking-Saharan-air-threatens-send-temperatures-past-102F.html

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you forgot one

Soy countries:
Republic of Soyreland

Soy languages:
Gay lick

London's burning

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Hope not
Supposed to be going spain Mid August

there's a layer of dehydrated mushrooms under a layer of powder so when you put the water in they all pop up

>saharan air

inb4 orange skies over London because it brings a load of sand with it

New Order?

ahaha fucking hell imagine being a Londoid. The baghdad of the west in more ways than one.

NEED her to launch that volleyball right onto my bollocks hopefully rupturing them

pearl jam

Is Blur soy?

imagine getting stuck on a train in that, utter hell

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Its raining here and has been for 2 months, stop complaining

Fuck off you bastard

>30% humidity

Allah is merciful, the heat is fine as long as it's dry

cars are gonna get all dusty like you're on holiday

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imagine thinking 85 degrees is hot haha

Where would rorke be without his pastry fork, lads?

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you must be nuts to go anywhere this year, while you're lying in bed government will give you 2 hours notice to get back or go into quarantine

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>he fell for the american 90's rock meme

mate...

No, they're based.

youtube.com/watch?v=esVcQuSv6ZM

imagine gripping those hips and licking her abs

Ah, yes, the famous African American inventor Mangina!

85 is comfy
100 is the limit

Was in Wales the other day staying one of their quality hotels. On the way when handing back the room key the receptionist (female) said something in Welsh... no idea what she said. I just said thank you like a right silly sausage and walked out
She probably told me to fuck right off back to England
Love Cymru me

youtube.com/watch?v=MGSsu6pfOoY

genetic lottery is harsh

>fridge body
>sad chebs
>man feet
gross

No I won't, rain is way better.

having a barbecue later lads

My aunt, a doctor in the NHS earning something like £150k, has turned out to be an absolutely massive rorke desu. Calls burkha-wearers ninjas or binbag-wearers, and says she's glad that the Eid celebrations were ruined by corona. Says the Chinese are her least favourite people because of what they've done to the world in 2020. Also says that she doesn't really believe corona is anywhere near as bad as it's made out to be, and keeps referring to it as "the so-called coronavirus".

A conversation with her is just like being in Zig Forums desu, very entertaining stuff

dad always said they'd talk welsh if you walked into a pub and they could smell the english on you

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They aren’t in the same vein as the others but if we’re talking about soy yank 90s bands it’s smashing pumpkins

Just look at these fucking fags

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business idea:
>be tarq
>set up financial company
>get given 100s millions by tarq mates in government to make masks because youre a finance company so youll be good at that
>give them millions of masks that arent fit for purpose
>retire

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You're only saying that because I posted it the other night you grudge holding little bitch
This is why I hate the french

>Mangina

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gay poof

mum just sent me this

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Couldn't she have just...looked at a magazine?
This image is so fucking stupid

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have a fridge body lads. it keeps me cool

she sounds like a nasty piece of work

radiohead is soy
not a fan but not bad

shagger bands:

Oasis
Stone Roses
Arctic Monkeys

I dunno if most people go quite that far but I think a lot of the younger generation get/are going to get quite a shock when they realise what most people think.

there he is , i knew the runt would come if i rattled the cage a bit haha

your aunt sounds based
shame her nephew is a little fanny

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well they're welsh so why wouldn't they speak welsh

alri

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Bigmouth Strikes Again is literally the antithesis of soy, despite the name.

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female fragility

haha you got him good

Unironically true, humidity is what kills the british man

Suck my dick you slimey french cunt

Your aunt is is a good lass

never seen that kind of fork before. even wikipedia has to clarify it's not the desert fork that is commonly known as a pastry fork.

also her name was mangin

They weren't given money to make masks, you fucking spastic.
It was a contract to procure them, they then sub-contracted it to the other compant to bid for the government contract and then were given masks that had elastic straps rather than tie ones lmao

xvideos.com/video37000555/shemale_melissa_pozzi_puts_her_own_massive_dick_in_her_ass

Hasnt been like that until recently

i've seen so many zoomers flying around on these electric scooters. feel like pushing them over when they ride past me then legging it

Mental how Yanks have names that are just initials.

doing a feel-and-sniff of the so-called bollocks lads

rip Hudson

>radiohead is soy
Nah.
youtube.com/watch?v=nIQxhSvSRnQ

you're confusing the story slightly ayanda capital is a legit company, the company they bought the masks from was called something weird and is owned by someone with ties to government - it also has no trading history. what happened was this company which started last year and has no history doing anything got a contract to secure all these masks but thsi company was not in the position to make the actual transfer of the money to the mask makers (in china i think it was). so what happened was ayanda capital was brought in as yet another middle man by the middleman company(owned by the person with ties) to complete the transaction.

i prefer xhamster.

Living the NEETlife because my parents spoiled me and I wouldn't survive three days of physical labor with the bazzas, I intend on going through life without every learning any practical skills

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the absolute state of the female dementia tier memory

need to shag a munter paki girl lads, the kind with the lick eyebrows and psudo-mustach

>orange jumpsuit with white vest and some straps
>buttons on the arm
>weird boot
>helmet with two rebel symbols
Must have taken her months to jot down all that

oh shut the fuck up already

lol sounds like my dads mate who grew up in Birmingham
would put Zig Forums to shame some of the things he says about muslims
weirdly though he has no problem with blacks

how old are you?
this won't end well

>ayanda
it's wakanda
>mangin
it's mangina

sounds like a virgin

Former Labour MP Eric Joyce has yet again avoided going to jail, despite being found in possession of child porn videos.
The former Falkirk MP had the most extreme variety of child porn - category A - saved on his computer.
Back in 2012 he also avoided going to jail on charges of assault, despite also being found guilty.

Radiohead was the start of emasculated man in the UK

Oh fuck i dont feel to good. Woke up in my own piss and the radiator is half hanging off the wall and the pipes are leaking

because of:
>ngubu score sum fakkin gowls!!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Mangin

lol

leftypol turning a blind eye towards this one

*sip* now heres chune
youtube.com/watch?v=USQGrE8JtY0

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23 with no higher education

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Mangina

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nice
big bag of coke last night was it

just get a traineeship
youngcapital has them
they literally pay you to teach you an easy job to do

fuck off i'm going to amsterdam

do what i want

Hate that weird sensitive feeling you get in your gums after a bender.

can i get one

sure

...

who here prays before bed?

did he cum in your mouth or what?

Cool 24 degrees norf

I'm willing to bet you're a Pajeet

>category A
>Images involving penetrative sexual activity; images involving sexual activity with an animal or sadism.