/brit/

Was thinking about me old teachers and went to look at that old rate my teacher website but they took it all down or something.
Wonder if there's an archive or summat

sucks mate. keep your head up x

yeah now that i think about it, every dutch person I've met has been a huge cunt

>that one secretly bent kid who would lose on purpose

>tfw the neighbour wife has hired a solitary black man to repave her garden
>she is just outside watching him while he works with his shirt off moving bags of cement up and down

I'm about 1000% sure she wants to fuck him. This guy is fucking cut. Even has the vagina bones. Bald, and his skin is black like night, tall as fuck too he must be Sudanese or some shit. A real nubian.

*raises paw*

Gave up on applying for jobs after doing it for years with no results
Accepted the fact I'll just die and fade away

haha x

keep the cuck fantasies to reddit mate

Tune

youtu.be/XUpADKt86LA

RIP Merle

kek this is actually me

>"sorry"

lol fuck the dutch

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#
start a webm thread for Beirut explosions on wsg and I promise I will contribute
link it here when done
tesla x

now imagine this same situation but with mikey the pikey repaving someone's garden.. eugh, what a repugnant thought

This is a great meal. Is it someone's birthday today?

What the fuck are vagina bones

the tarq munchy box

nice one

if it makes you feel any better lad that's the fate of 99.99% of all humanity
have a crack at naming some ancient sumerian farmers and masons

imagine the incel-entitlement delusion required to think that a random white woman having sex with a random black fella is tantamount to you being cuckolded

feels a lot hotter

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voicemail received from the Job Centre lads. they're onto me now

we get tons of Dutch/Flemish tourists here and they are all cunts
all of them
was talking about this just yesterday with my mother who was a hotel receptionist and she had the same opinion as me on them
Russians and Chinese tourists are bad too

i think he's talking about adonis belt

that V shape near the lower abs

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Never once watched this sport in my life and I'm proud of it

They aren’t called ‘vagina bones’ you fucking retard

Perhaps you should pick up a weight and stop salivating over the nigger next door, swear you want your back doors smashed in more than wifey. Faggot.

Is a lot hotter here

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what is it about dutch culture that makes them this way?

Finished all the danganronpa games now dont know what to do with my life. Got 7 hours to kill before getting on the drink

Scots is a dialect.

dunno how I'm going to sleep tonight

black fella round the gym calls me big man lads

like yo big man can i get a spot and that

this game was the shit back in the day

lads
it's hot
i need to stay cool in the heat
this fan is worthless

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turn the AC on

oh wait, you're all impoverished cretins that lack central heating/cooling

Bit mad how I’m the biggest lad in /brit/, my only competition being lebbyanon

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cant stop laughing at this

*ringring*
this one's for you

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Hang on hang on hang on
What the FUCK is that board

>tfw alex winter gets paid to write "BLOWTORCHIO!" as a headline

fucking hell man, i want that job

anyone watching the 'ricket

dunno what is about me. find temperature in the 20s and 30s fine
its the noughties ans 10s that i cant stand

yeah look, we're all not happy about it

raining :/

I don't know, maybe population density but that's not a valid excuse
I haven't been to the Netherlands so I can only judge on the tourists

I'd rather be perceived as a huge cunt than be a non germanic faggot who is afraid of confrontation

>turn the AC on
>oh wait, you're all impoverished cretins that lack central heating/cooling

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These strikes are wrong, at a time when negotiations are still going on

The body writers usually don't write the headlines. That goes to the copy editor who writes all the headlines. It's an art.

maybe try reading the bible?

Honestly I would say that is at least greng.

grow up being told their shit doesn't stink

of germanic.

HITLER DOOD
WAT NOU

FUCK YOU TIPPER GORE
B R O W N H A N D S W R O T E T H I S P O S T

>you will never pick on Jeff bezos

Feels bad.

imagine writing an article and then some twat above you gives it the title "BLOWTORCHIO"

>britain is to be 39C today!!!
what they mean is south east england is 39c while the rest of britain is between 20 and 13 c.

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (rolling rs) rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (long exhale) hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (takes deep breath) ... errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr why's it hot outside

the whole Flemish Walloon thing was explained to me by a Swede once about a Belgian we knew
don't like em any of em simple as

No you're sort of a passive aggressive cunt

>dunno what is about me. find temperature in the 20s and 30s fine
>its the noughties ans 10s that i cant stand

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>that lack central heating
hmm?

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Do you ever wonder what it'd feel like to have a fanny and boobs?

the so called summer

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don't think you've ever met an Australian

we're versatile folk. friendly as can be, but if confronted can send thou jaw to Brussels runt

Love is exhilarating

It’s like sniffing a massive line of wonky pure and feeling amazing only to have your insides scooped out and thrown at an 18 wheeler travelling 90mph

what they mean is an airport landing strip in south east england will be 39C for exactly 9 seconds

>boobs
annoying since the jiggle everywhere.
>fanny
annoying because it stinks and leaks everywhere.

Already read it. Remember when peter catches a fish and pays him and jesus' tax with the coin they find in it. Classic scene

are you the Moroccan clogwog or the dutch druggie that got beaten up by arabs ?

>paki hides his location
we know you live in bradford, rasheed al-bradfordi

>Do you ever wonder what it'd feel like to have a fanny and boobs?

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good lad

how are yas

no longer posting under an italian flag i can fade in and out of posting styles at my leisure